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The camera opens to a quiet lake. Then camera is pointed straight out across the lake. It is quite large. There is a family of loons in the middle of the lake, and there sounds fill the air and echo off the cliffs to your left. The sun is barely staying above the trees on the opposite shore, and it covers the lake with and orange hue from the reflection. The camera pans around, and you see no cars or people. The cameraman walks down to the beach, and starts rummaging around in the OWF-rented boat. Where the hell is he? Christ, he drags me out to some God-damned lake that's infected by mosquitos and black flies, and doesn't even bother to drag his ass out here! From the right side of the lake, a 20 ft boat comes screaming around the corner, about ten feet from the shore. The camera man jumps out of the water as the waves come splashing onto the shore. The camera points down, and you see that the cameraman did not get out of the water quick enough, and his shoes are soaked. Son of a B***H!! The boat circles around in the middle of the lake, slows down, and makes it way to shore. As the boat lands on the sandy shore, Weezle jumps out, and ties the boat to a nearby post. Nice boat, huh? Yeah. Great. Good thing there's a big drop-off just off the shore, that way I can come flying right up to shore. Yeah. That's great. Weezle looks down at the cameraman's wet shoes, and laughs. Heh, so anyway, on to the OWF. First, I'll get Ronin out of the way. He seems to have wanted me to put both titles on the line. My first thought was no way, but, Ronin, if you have something of value that you can put up, maybe I'd fight you for both titles. Otherwise, it's just one of them. And I've also been giving some thought as to which belt to put on the line. Infamous? FTW? I haven't completely decided which one I'm willing to give you a shot at. I just know that I want you in the ring, and I want some painful, dangerous matches. Now, onto Uncensored. Me & Kujo vs Atrius & Morgan. If Kujo is as dangerous as he was at LOTR, then I predict there will be total anarchy in the ring. I think we will both be pretty reckless, and willing to do whatever it takes to win that match. Shouldn't be to hard though, I've beaten Atrius twice, and neither of them have been doing to well lately. A beeping sound comes from the pager on Weezle's belt, and he grabs it to see the message. As he reads he reads the message, his face goes sour. Shit! Well, I gotta go. Sorry to cut it short, but... Weezle grabs the tether rope, jumps into his boat, and takes off. |
