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 ||The scene opens to some sort of television set. The set is platered with bright colours, large crayons, giant beanbags, and other grotesquely large props that you would find on a children's show.|| ||Walking around the set is Weezle, Keoki, and Ravyn.|| How did you get in here? The manager of the station has some wrestling fans for kids. I asked Brendan for some ringside seats, and he gave them to me, so I gave them to the guy. In return, he let me use the set. Ok... Now why do you want to use this set? You'll see. Keoki, are the camera guys here? Yes. They are setting up as we speak. Great! Mike? Yessum. About Breakdown... Oh geez. What? I know what you're going to say. You're going to say something about how I should have been nicer to Big Red. How I should have given him a belt. How I shouldn't have hit him in the face with the International Title. Well, sorry, but tough biscuits. If I gave him a belt, he'd probably let his new buddy Lennox White touch it. Do you how much Javex it would take to get their suckiness off the belts? And as for the face-smashing, I already explained that. Xtreme is like a teamate, and Big Red is just there. I don't like him, and he only pretends to like me. Afterall, he had to have known I would retaliate. He tried to flatten Xtreme's face. Of COURSE I was gonna stop him! Phh... moron. Then he 'comes out' and says he wants some sort of 'relationship' with me? Is that freak going to propose?!? I hope LCW doesn't have a plan to tour through Denmark, or go through West Virginia when we go back to the States, 'cause I'm afraid he might try to drug me and marry me. Freakin' freak. The crew is ready. Perfect! So, what's going on today? You'll see... you'll see... ||Weezle walks over to where the crew has been setting up, and sits on a chair made of giant prop-crayons. Once he is set up, the directer gives a count-down, afterwich some generic children's sing-along music starts.|| Hello everybody! How are you all doing today? Great! Today, get ready, because we're going to do the LCW Sing-Along!! ||mmmbop mbop mmmbop mbop|| 'A' is for ass-whoopin, which Dream'll receive on Sunday. Afterwich upon a stretcher is where his body'll lay. 'B' is for Brendan, a real cool top-class cat. If you're ever in some trouble, he'll help you up off your back. 'C' is for cuts and bruises, the'll be found on Diamond Dream. They will cover up his body, the likes of which you've never seen. 'D' is for Diamond Dream, a guy who thinks he's rough and tough. But he's really just a pussy, a great big wussy muff. 'E' is for excitement, that's what I try to bring. I always try to work real hard, when I step into the ring. 'F' is for full contact, what else would you expect? Maybe after this match, for Dream I'll have respect. 'G' is for goombahs, those morons Arn and Sly. My fondest memories of them, are when I kicked their big ass-pies. 'H' is for harrowing, the feeling Dream shall have. I am going to do my best, to split him up in half. 'I' is for invulnerable, it's Dream's perception of himself, I'll be sure to change his opinion, maybe put him on the shelf. 'J' is for jerk-off, for Dream this one is meant. Because come this Sunday night, that's how your time'd be better spent. 'K' is for Keoki Yamada, that guy just plain-out rules. Whenever he fights someone, he makes them look like a fool. 'L' is for Lemon, the way-cool citrus guy. You'd better not upset him, 'else he'll piss acid in your eye. 'M' is for Mike Sinister, and all his stupid tricks. If I ever get the chance, I'd love to hit him with a brick. 'N' is for nothing, at which I would stop. I'll do anything to win my match, like jump from the cage's top. 'O' is for one thing, that at which I'd stop. That would be is somehow, off my body my head popped. 'P' is for pain, something Dream and I will feel. Judging by the number of medics, the pain will be so real. 'Q' is for queer, I think that's what Red is. The way he talks about me, Scared I really...ummm...is. 'R' is for Red, that great big goofy dope. He wants his own TXT belt, .................NOPE!! 'S' is for Sovereign, that sneaky big ol' meanie. I'll meet up with him someday, and be sure to kick his little wee-wee. 'T' is for TXT, those prestigious tag-team belts. If Red tries to get one, I'll give his ass some welts. 'U' is for underdog, that's probably what I am. But just like that cool train, I KNOW I can, I KNOW I can! 'V' is very much, that's hom much I want to win. It's more like very very very much, that I want that pin. 'W' is for Weezle, that's right, that's right, uh-huh. Soon for the World Title, I'll be contender number one. 'X' is for Xtreme, that guy is pretty neat. When it comes to having associates, he just cannot be beat. 'Y' is for Y2Krj, what can I say? If he ever wants to win a match, he better learn to pray. 'Z' is for Zodiac, the champ whom I could face. If it's her I do fight, I will put her in her place. And thaaaaaaaat's the LCW siiiiiiiiing-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlooooooooooooooooooong!! ||End|| |
