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 ||The scene opens up to Weezle's living room. As soon as the scene fades in, you see Weezle run from the camera and jump into his trash can. He gets all set up to talk, and as he prepares, you notice the state of disarray that his house is in. Garbage has been strewn all over the floor. Finally, Weezle pulls Slinkee and Tree out from his dented trash can and, while still sitting in it, starts to talk.|| You know, I wathcing X, and I start thinking. Why have fools come here and ask dumb questions, when I can do it myself? Tree good at interview, so if I need someone to ask question, he do it. But first, I just wanna chit-chat. King of Xtreme. Me and... ummm... seee... ummm... eeii... ummm... a whole bunch of people fight for a whole lotta cash. Sure, it involve a lot of physical punishment, but I gone through that a lot, so I starting to get used to it. And maybe I can soften Colin up a little before our title match. So, let's take a look at who we got goin' here, shan't we?! First up, Sniper. BWAAHH! ||Weezle jumps out of his trash can, and kicks it across the room.|| Snippy, I'mma gonna whack you over the head with Tree, with all the power of Trash Can Man! The only thing you should be King of is... ummm... Poopey-Head Land! That's right, you the King of Poopey-Head Land! Next up, All American Boy. Best of Luck. Yamada. Ooooohh... As much as I hate you for picking poo-poo face Sniper, I still like you. I remember all those good times we had. That time you carried me out of the jungle, despite being shot in the tushy. That time we were fishing, and we made it through the storm and caught a whole bunch of fish. That time w-- Th-th-th-that was F-f-f-f-forest G-g-g-gump, silly! Oh yea... Well, we still have good times. Who we got next Tree? Chris Drebbin. Drebbin? He look funny. I don't like people that look funny. Except for clowns. I thought you hated clowns? Yea, but not cause of the way they look, just cause they creepy. *shudder* Anyway, nough about that. Who next? Kid Kaos. Shiza. Ok, let's see. Last time I fight Kid Kaos, he beat me. BUT! The time before that, he, ummm, he really beat. Then there was the time before that... where he... damn. Ok, you have beaten me like I the Bills, but this time, I show you all!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Colin S. Arch. Yarh... You probably gonna do good. You pretty tough, and you hurt like hell! All Canadian Boy. Rock on! Goooo Cananda! Uhmm... Weeze, it looks like you'll face him in first round with Yamada. ....Crap. Ah well, it at least be fun! And last but not least, Zodiac. Mmmmmmm... I sure hope she beats Sniper. After all, we all know she wants to see my Tree! Who doesn't? Exactly. Of course, I would have to beat her, and I hate to see her lose, but if that's what it takes to get da money, then that's what it'll take. So, I know I'm ready, and Tree's ready, and Slikee's ready, hell, all of Trash Can Man Waste Disposal is ready! ||Weezle walks up to the camera, and as he hits the power button, the screen suddenly goes to black.||  |
