The show comes on the air with a video clip highlighting the ongoing trials and tribulations of QVC. How they came together, how they worked together, and how they've all parted their own ways to get what they all want...the WoWC Championship! Tonight, LIVE, Vyle vs Quake finally go one on one for the WoWC Championship...it's ALL OR NOTHING!
The show cuts to inside the an arena a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The fans go insane as the pyro technics show begins on stage and around the ring. Hank and Michael D stand by at ringside.
Hank - Welcome to All or Nothing! WoWC presents another Supercard tonight as Quake takes on Vyle for the WoWC Championship!
Michael D - That's right Hank. Quake never lost that title, he was stripped of it where shortly after Vyle won the title and has been very successful since. We'll have to see if he can hold onto his reign, or if he was just a temporoary filler until Quake could return to action.
The lights in the arena flicker, dim, and then die. Endless darkness envelops the capacity crowd as a quiet hush envelops all in attendance. A single bell begins to toll and echoes across the black twilight, a memorial for all the lives lost in the chaos and horror that shook steel city during its darkest hours. The video screen flickers, flashes with vivid images of the destruction as a counter fades in on the middle of the screen, the numbers quickly flying up as the death toll rose. 'And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts sang, come and see. And I saw. And behold: a white horse.' The haunting opening lines of Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around" echoes across the arena, as the video monitor flashes now with horrid, terrible images of Necron killing, destroying, maiming people. Cross-faded over these horrible images are random images of this monster's numerous battles in ring. A single white spotlight shines down on the ramp way as the demonic tyrant in black steps out from the back, smoking a cigarette. He stares at the crowd malignantly, silently, hating every single man woman and child in attendance. He slowly strides to the ring, cold milky white eyes locked on the ring. He climbs into the squared circle and tosses his cigarette to the mat stamping it out with his black boot. A cruel smirk stretches across Necron’s hideous face, as he points towards the back where his opponent is and then down to the cigarette as the final haunting lyrics of "The Man Comes Around" echoes across the arena. 'And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, and I looked and behold, a Pale Horse. And his name that sat on him was Death. And Hell followed with him.'
Michael D: Man, that entrance creeps me out every time I see it! It is perhaps the greatest entrance in wrestling today!
Hank: Your not kidding! Every time Necron is on the card I make sure and wear Depends: The diaper for Adults available wherever diapers are sold!
Michael D - Please tell me that wasn’t a pitch for Depends!
Hank - Well…that depends!
Michael D - Very funny Hank! Very funny. But what is not funny, especially to Shane Mac, is that he has to wrestle Necron…right here…right now!
The rock version of Puff Daddy’s “It’s all about the Benjamin’s” begins to blast thru the P.A. as Shane Mac emerges from the backstage area. Shane comes out amped up, but quickly stops and begins to stare into the ring at the monster known as Necron. Shane begins to sweat profusely as he begins to pace back and forth on the ramp way never taking his eyes off of The Grim Havester.
Hank - Looks like the rookie is a little nervous Mike.
Michael D - Well let’s give the young blood the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he is trying to psyche out Necron.
The sound of laughter from Mike D and Hank can be heard as Shane Mac continues to pace, sweating even more copiously. Suddenly Shane Mac stops and smiles very nervously. He shrugs his hands off as if implying he is too good to do battle with Necron. Shane Mac then heads to the backstage area leaving most of the arena stunned.
Hank - Ah-ha! I knew that letter to The Godfather D was for real. Shane is a pussy!
Michael D – I think Vince McMahon is gonna sue somebody, but never the less you appear to be right Hank.
The camera towards its attention to the ring where we see Necron shaking his head in disgust. He pulls out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a deep drag. As Necron blows out the smoke he pops the cigarette back into his mouth and jumps out of the ring and heads towards the back!
Michael D – Well it looks as though Necron is here to fight!
Hank – Lets just hope there are camera backstage somewhere.
As if right on cue the scene cuts to the backstage of the arena where Necron has just entered. Stagehands impeccably jump out of the way as Necron goes ripping thru everything a man could hide under. As Necron goes around the corner he comes face to face, actually face in his chest, with Bad News who is carrying a bucket of KFC “chicken.” Bad News who is eating a leg looks up and begins to talk…very inaudibly with is mouth full.
Bad News – Muh fuggin skurry lukin’ bitch!
”Muh” was all Necron needed to hear. The Grim Harvestor slowly takes the lit cigarette from his mouth and flicks it in Bad News’ face. That gesture is followed by a fast right hand that lands a blow on the back of Bad News’ hand causing the chicken leg to be shoved down his throat. Bad News gives a look of shock before trying to yank the bone out of his throat. Just then Shane Mac appears from out of nowhere with a can of hairspray and a lighter. Shane points up, lights the lighter and sprays the hairspray causing a flame to launch in Necron’s face. Shane empties the entire can on Necron before realizing Necron has not moved.
Hank – I wonder if the word “run” has crossed his mind?
Necron jumps forward and grabs Shane Mac by the throat. Shane begins to hit any part of Necron’ body trying to free him but it is to no avail. Necron effortlessly tosses Shane hard into the wall causing Shane to bash the back of his head hard. Necron moves in for the kill as he grabs Shane with both hands by the head and begins to smash it up against the concrete wall. Several referees come back and try to stop the mayhem, but they all back off the moment The Grim Harvester gives them the evil eye. However, this was long enough for Necron to momentarily drop Shane who has now begun to crawl away from Necron. Necron, displeased by the cowardice lights yet another cigarette as he makes his way after Shane. The Grim Harvester reaches the rookie Shane Mac and puts his big black boot on the back of Shane’s back with enough pressure to cease Mac’s movement. Necron takes a long pull off of his cigarette and exhales loudly.
Necron - They say when a person dies in miserable pain the angels in heaven can hear their soul scream for mercy. Well I am here to tell ya boy, I have been there and their ain’t no heaven to scream too!
As we see a shot of Shane Mac looking up at Necron in fear, the camera angle switches to Shane Mac’s perspective to see Necron lift his boot up and smash it down. The feed goes black leaving one to wonder if Necron just killed a man on live television!
Hank – Holy Crap! Did I see what I think I just thought I saw?
Michael D – I think I saw what I think you seen you saw, but in terms of legal issues I am gonna say that was all part of the show folks and surely we got to go backstage or to the ring or something.
The camera very strangely pans the crowd, but due to a miscalculation in the control room Mike and Hank’s mics are left live on the air.
Michael D – That man is sick. He is gonna get us shut down doing shit like that!
Hank – Settle down Mike we haven’t even heard anything about his condition yet. He could be alive…just think positive.
Michael D- Well lets hope he didn’t kill him. A stunt like that could cost us all our jobs.
As Hank and Mike continue to bicker back and forth their audio fades out as a commercial rolls highlighting the events that led up to Rod Gazinya vs. Jugernaut. The video starts to play but then it turns to static and is replaced by this graphic...
Hank - What the heck was that all about? Oh well, after seeing some insane stuff from Necron, we are about to get even more insane. Prof. Zandor vs Bad News Williams is next and is a Battle through Time, Space and Reality match.
Michael D - A who in the what now?
Hank - Well, Zandor invented these bracelets that transport the wearer to random times, destinations and realities. These two plan to battle through where ever they might be taken and we can view it all on the large screens.
Michael D - Maybe they'll go back to the day you started in this business and stop you so I don't have to work with you anymore. That'd be sweet.
"Ghetto Superstar" by Pras plays as Bad News Williams makes his way out from backstage chomping away on fried chicken. The bucket is under his arm as he heads to the ring with grissle over his chin. He climbs though the ropes and keeps eating away at the bird while he waits. The arena dims purple and smoke fills the aisle as bubbling noises are heard. Everyone looks for Zandor but he doesn't come out.
Just then, a flash of light appears in the center of the ring and Zandor appears with Spuddy in hand. Last we saw Zandor he had an escape with Disney on Ice and dissapeared using the bracelets. He has no appeared here in time for the match. He hands Bad News the bracelet. Bad News takes it and begins to cuff it onto his wrist. While doing so he spots Zandor sneaking some chicken out of his bucket. Bad News gets pissed and spears Zandor to the mat. The bell rings and the match is underway. Bad News picks up the bucket and turns it upside and plunks it right on Zandors head. Bad News nails him with shots from different directions. Zandor finally punctures two eyeholes in the bucket so he can see (instead of just taking it off of course) and fights back. Bad News swings and Zandor ducks before kicking him in the gut and DDT'ing Bad News to the mat. Zandor grabs a chicken drumstick off the mat and forces it into Bad News mouth trying to choke him out with it. Instead Bad News begins to suck the meat off the bone and enjoying it before monkey flipping Zandor into the turnbuckles. The chicken bucket on Zandors head protects him from the blow of the turnbuckle giving him the chance to start the bracelets in unison. The bracelts start to flash and beep, and before we know it both me disappear in a flash of light.
Hank - Where have they gone too?
The fans look up at the large screen to see Bad News standing in the middle of some sort or extremly large nest.
Bad News - What the fuck?
Bad News looks around and notices that he is in a large nest. Three eggs the size of most men surround him. Bad News begins looking for a way out when he notices that "out" means falling some 7 or 8 stories to the ground. Before Bad News can crack one of the eggs open and start digging in he hears the sound of a Pterodactyl! Bad News glances up to see a struggling Zandor in the clutches of the said Pterodactyl. Bad News begins to laugh but is soon silenced as the Pterodactyl lets go of Zandor who some how turns his launch into a Lou Thez press!
Michael D - WoW! I have never seen Zandor pull such a move out of nowhere!
Hank - I am thinking that was on accident.
Michael D- Well nevertheless Zandor is owning Bad News!
As Zandor continues to pound away on Bad News he hears a loud screech like he has never heard before. Professor Zandor turns around to see the large Pterodactyl staring him in the face with his jaw open. Within a millasecond the Pterodactyl snaps Zandor into his mouth which causes a muted scream from the mad scientist. Bad News in turn begins to laugh as the egg closet to him cracks open. Bad News and the newly born Pterodactyl look at each other and make eye contact at the same time. Sadly, the baby Pterodactyl also snatches Bad News up in his mouth! As both Zandor and Bad News scream for their lives both of them turn into bright flashes.
Hank - One can only wonder where they will end up next!
Suddenly, everyone looks in disbelief as everything on the screen is...South Park! There's Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny discussing their latest idea which is sure to get them in trouble. Just then a flash of light (which appears as a crappy looking animated yellow star for the sake of South Park) and Zandor and Williams appears, of course looking like South Park charachters.
Stan - "What the *BEEP?*"
Cartman - "Sweeeeeeet! A Scientist!"
Kenny - "emmm uh foooken eeeegar!"
Bad News - "*BEEP!* YOU you little hooded peice 'o' sh*BEEP!*"
Zandor begins to laugh at Bad News. Bad News gets pissed right off and picks up a snow ball and hurls it at Zandor. Zandor ducks and it flies right in the face of Timmy who comes rolling into the scene.
Timmy - "TIMMY!"
Timmy gets pissed off and charges at Bad News in his wheelchair and stops sliding sideways, snowing Bad News. Needless to say he is now the whitest black guy you've ever seen. Bad News gets pissed right off and chases Timmy around a tree just before Zandor pops out and clotheslines Bad News down. Zandor climbs the tree and signals for the Chemical Reaction. He flies off the top of the tree but Bad News grabs a hold of Kenny and throws him in the way. Zandor comes down on Zandor with the leg drop and it actually decapitates Kenny in half! Blood flies all over the place before rats come to chew on his body.
Stan - "OH MY GOD! You killed Kenny!..."
Bad News steps in front of the children cutting them off.
Bad News - "...you sucka!"
Bad News grabs a hold of Zandor and the two begin to tumble down the road past onlooking South Park charachters before disappearing once again in a flash of light!
”Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!”
The scene reopens with Professor Zandor dressed in some sort of a 70’s paisley blue tuxedo doing the latest disco dance. Several hot ladies surround him as he awes the dance floor with the slickest dance moves since Disco Stu. The camera refocuses to see Bad News in the background launching several lines of cocaine up his noise. Suddenly the sound of a record scratch is heard which halts the entire dance club. Bad News stands up and points to Zandor.
Bad News - DANCE OFF!
Within mere seconds of Bad News challenge “Get Down Tonight” by KC and the Sunshine band begins to play as Bad News begins to jiggle his fat ass out to the dance floor. People begin to ooh and aww as Bad News actually pulls of some dance moves worthy of notice. He quickly stops and points at Zandor who in turn begins to throw down his own little shin-dig. Zandor begins to replicate John Travolta’s exact dance from Saturday Night Fever which draws loud cheers from the crowd. Thinking he has already been outdone Bad News kicks Zandor square in the nuts causing both men to turn into a flash.
Michael D – I can only imagine where they will end up next!
High noon. Two men look to settle their differences. One of them is a strange colored fella. The other, well he is strange too with his long grey hair and smarts, but that doesn’t matter in a pistol fight.
DRAW!
With that said Zandor whips out a drawing pad and begins to draw frantically on the sketch paper. Bad News meanwhile draws out a chicken leg much to his instant dismay. Yet on further though he realizes the chicken leg isn’t such a bad deal as he begins to dig on. Within a mere 3 seconds Bad News has all the meat sucked from the bone. What he doesn’t realize is that Zandor has completed his drawing! A nuclear missile looking to be time ranged somewhere in the sixties. Zandor points the drawing at Bad News and much to Bad News’ chargin the missile comes to life out of the drawing and hits him square in the gut. Whether by pure luck or not, the sound of beeping can be heard followed by both Zandor and Bad News becoming a flash of light. Within a split second Professor Zandor and Spuddy watch as Bad News drops out of a plane on top of a nuclear missile. Bad News screams in an almost enjoyed laughter.
Bad News - Whooo-hooo! Whooo! Whooo! Whoo-hooh!
Zandor - Worst parody ever Spuddy…shall we?
Zandor looks down at his potato head buddy and smiles. Yet again two bright white lights flash before our very eyes.
Just then there's a flash of light back in the ring as Zandor and Bad News appear. But the fans are confused because they are still watching the screens...nothing is going on in front of them. Zandor and Williams look around confused too as they've just transported to the arena from their match...in the middle of the Rod Gazinya vs Jugernaut match! They're slightly in the future! They look at eachother for a moment and then at Jugernaut climbing a ladder which is in front of Rod who has been smashed through a table. They both smile and knock the ladder over! Jugernaut crashes to the mat. Then Bad News and Zandor pull Rod out of the broken table and take turns beating the crap out of him. They clear the table out of the ring and bring in another one laying Rod on top of it. Zandor climbs the ladder and Bad News to the top rope. Both men fly off together with a leg drop and splash landing right on Rod breaking another table and leaving Rod in the heap.
Hank - I can't believe Zandor and Williams are now in the middle of this match!
Jugernaut is now up and spots Bad News and Zandor and nails them with a double clothesline. He waits for the two of them to get up and runs at them for another clothesline but both of them disappear once again in flash of light. Jugernaut looks on confused but sees Rod laying in the table. He climbs the ladder once again as the screens change to...outer space! It's the Death Star! Inside the Emporors throne room he sits with Zandor to his left, and Bad News to his right. The Emporor motions to Zandor saying...
Emporor - "You want this...don't you?"
He motions to the arm of his chair where Spuddy sits. Zandor begins to panic biting his lip.
Emporor - "Go ahead, TAKE IT! Strike me down with it. Use your hatred and your journy to the dark side will be complete!"
Bad News steps in and scoops up Spuddy.
Bad News - "Dark Side huh? A nigga can dig that!"
A pissed Zandor pulls out a purple lightsaber from his coat and screams....
Zandor - "NEVER!"
Bad News drops Spuddy and ignites his own red lightsaber as the two have the ultimate lightsaber duel. The blades clash and hum around the room until finally Bad News hacks off Zandors hand holding the lightsaber. Zandor drops to his knees looking at his handless arm. But then another hand pops out of the sleeve.
Zandor - "I knew that phoney hand would come in 'handy' one day."
Bad News swings his lightsaber at Zandor but in a flash of light the two disappear once again and back to the ring in real time. The crowd cheers as they see the two of them back in the ring.
Hank - This has to be the strangest match we've ever witnessed.
The two of them battle it out in the ring. Bad News finally hits Zandor with the 'Ghetto Blaster' and goes for a cover. A ref slides into the ring and counts...1...2...3!! The bell rings and Bad News has won! Or has he? The two men flash away once again, but only to a moment ago. Now there are two pairs of Zandors and Bad News'. This time Zandor avoids the 'Ghetto Blaster' and hits Bad News with the Chemical Rection. He punches out the 'other' Bad News and then goes for a cover on the current one....1....2....3! Zandor wins! Or does he? They all dissapear again. This scene repeats itself for about 5 minutes until we have a battle royal of Zandors and Bad News' in the ring all battling eachother. Finally, they all dissapear and we look up on the screen to see the two of them sitting on a couch watching TV. They are watching 'All or Nothing' LIVE on Pay Per View! They look at eachother.
Bad News - "Fuck dis shit!"
He pulls up a bucket of chicken. Zandor removes the braclets as the two of them sit back, share a bucket of chicken and enjoy the Pay Per View. The crowd can be heard laughing in hestarity as the shot goes back to Hank and Michael D at ringside.
Hank - That was definatly the weirdest match I've ever seen....EVER! Those two....oh wait, we understand something is going on outside the arena...
The scene cuts to the live feed of the outside of the arena. People are walking by looking into the camera making faces and acting like jackasses. The feed then scrambles......
The crowd egnite because they know whats about to come. The arena goes dark as "Gotta Have It" by Beanie Siegal bumps the system. As the Bassline drops pyro explodes through the etrance ramp and streams all the way to the ring and rocks the arena. A spotlight catches RaShawn TiTan coming through the steps and down the crowd who are screaming, pulling and overall are acting a fool.
He heads to the front row and then jumps over the barracade as fans continually go beserk. He jumps in the ring and heads straight for the 3rd rope and hops up for his signature pose. The arena is defening. The commentators can be heard saying something but the people are so loud you can't tell what. Finally RaShawn steps down and heads for a mic. He grabs it and begans to speak.
RaShawn: Wow, I feel that somehow some way,,,EVERYONE still remembers me! Come to think of it...How can you forget the International Rebel Hot Shot Elite Rookie of the Year! RaShawn TiTan !!!!!
The crowd roars.
RaShawn: But enough of that, lets talk about this. Lets talk about November the 9th 2004. MALICE. It was planned perfect. It was suppose to be the ultimate comeback show for the nWo...It was the last episode. I wanna show you the footage to remind you excatly what happened. Roll It!
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The Huge screen lights up.
Salma Lopez - Here is your winner...and NEW nWo Champion...SHHHHHHADDDDYYYY!!!!
Hank - My God....I never thought I'd see the day....Not in my wildest dreams....
Shady stands to his feet as the ref hands him the title. He's eye's damn near burn a whole though it he is staring so hard. He jumps on one of the turnbuckles and waves the title high in the air. Pyro shoots off in the ring.
Hank - Not Him...Him??....
Shady celebrates by jumping around the ring with the title and getting on another turbuckle to show his title high in the air.
"Cut the music..CUT THE MUSIC!!!"
The music quickly fades out. The screen cuts to RaShawn who has a microphone ready to speak. Shady jumps down and heads out of the ring.
RaShawn - I know a lot of people are wondering what the hell is going on...
Hank - Well, yeah.
The Mainstreamer lifts his head off the mat and looks up at RaShawn in disgust.
RaShawn - Oh, Mr. Main Guy I'm glad your up from your nap. This is real important.
The Mainstreamer looks like he's about to be sick.
RaShawn - First of all your the president here. Why the hell would you want the nWo title? Just goes to show you how much this place is gonna suck under your administration. God, I hope you don't get to serve 4 years. I think the nWo is the only place in America that isn't doomed completly. Although that all fun and everything...what I'm out here for is no laughing matter.
The crowd gets quiet.
RaShawn - Mainstreamer, yeah you are the president of the nWo now and that's all gravey but I still think something is missing. Hmph....50 precent of something to be exact. See Mainy, when you ran you happy go lucky Streaming ass to the market and bought Wafer's stock. You fogot one very important thing. Wafer only owned 50 percent of the company. The other half belonged to Darren but he put his half up when he thought the company was going under. Hmmmmm....I really do wonder what happened to his half....
Mainstreamer begins shaking his head. The crowd begin to go nuts again.
RaShawn - Ding Ding Ding! You guessed it! The second President of the nWo is non other then the International Rebel Hot Shot Elite Rookie of the Year! ME! RaShawn TiTan !!!!! GET AT ME!!!
RaShawn drops the mic as he lifts both hands in the air. Mainstreamer who's still laying on the mat looks furious. RaShawn points at Mainstreamer laughing as he bounces up and down the ramp. The feed fades as RaShawn continues celebrating on the ramp as Mainstreamer can be seen on the ConVex fuming.
..... Minutes later
The shot cuts to the parking lot as RaShawn TiTan exits the arena. He throws his bag over his shoulder satisfied with his work. A 2004 blacked out Ford Ranger screetches from behind him. Before TiTan can react he is pummled by the truck. The truck makes a quick escape as a small crowd gathers around TiTan's motionless body. The shot zooms in on a stream of blood draining from his nose as the scene fades to black.
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RaShawn is shown shaking his head.
RaShawn: Damn why couldn't they have hit me with one of Xzibit's pimped out Escalades spinning on 24's. Come on..who the hell wants to get hit with a Ford Ranger!?! But I'm not trippin. Actually in all this time I've been gone I've put together a wrestling super group that will be here to take over real soon. We'll get more into that later. Oh by the way Bud Sorry your old man quacked. I never had a chance to whoop his ass in the ring, damn I hate when that happens. I also said I was gonna make fun of Shady but then I thought "why? He's a joke within it's self". So I'll just let him keep the barrels of laughter coming.
The crowd lets out a chuckle.
RaShawn: Now lets get down to business. I wanna know who Steve Austin'ed me in the parking lot last year and I wanna know TONIGHT!
RaShawn looks over to the front row.
RaShawn: My girlfriend Nicole is here and I want here to be with me for this. So baby hop right in the ring and stand by your man!!!...please?
The young woman looks shocked and nervous but she gets up from her seat and carefully climbs in the ring.
RaShawn: Now I know everyone remembers my baby from the numerous NWO24/7 segments. She stuck with me through it all and I want her to witness first hand what I'm gonna do to the asshole that ran me down.
Nicole slowly comes and stands in the middle of the ring next to RaShawn.
RaShawn: See I looked back at the tapes and got the liscense plate number that was surprisingly left on the truck. For some odd reason the truck was traced back to "M. Knowledge Lama" and I figured that couldn't be right at all because everyone knows that Lama's will stangle theirselves on spit and shit if they sit upright to drive.
The crowd laughs.
RaShawn: So the person that did this really had somthing against me. Maybe Jelousy? Could it be Ichabod who is a washed up hasbeen who can't satisfy his girlfriend at all and is jelous of my looks, charm, youth and charisma and most of all my REALLY BIG D...Determanition, Dedication and my power to work the crowd?
The crowd Cheer.
RaShawn: Could it be Shady who has all of these powers but still has to have accendental help from me to when a championship? Could it be Mainy who just isn't that Mainstream anymore? Could It be those un-greatful members of IMPACT that still can't get over the fact that I'm more of a superstar than any of them will ever be? Or could it be Taurus who can't understand why he had all the promotion in the world and a major debut win under his belt along with a highly rated bikini contest and his career still gets put on hold? You see, the possibilities are endless. So since I'm not that great of a mystery solver I just went to the security tapes in the parking lot where we found the truck almost an hour later.
The crowd began chattering.
RaShawn: Oh yes. I've got a confession. I've known the truth for a very long time. I saw the tapes almost a week after the accident and I was shocked to learn who the person was. I pulled some strings with the FBI because I have stroke like that, so no legal action would be taken. No really, I gave it to that sexy female police cheif ALL NIGHT LONG so ensue no legal action. So I really do have "Stroke" like that!
The crowd laugh but RaShawn looks at Nicole who didn't find the comment funny. She goes back to looking like she's zoned out.
RaShawn: Hmph....I told them I would handle the issue myself. So who was it you ask? Lets just say this person is gonna get excatly what's been coming to them for almost six months now!!
RaShawn turns and looks and Nicole.
