Bastion Booger


(All pictures credited to wrestlecrap.com)
WWF Circa 1993-1994

Here's another case of someone who can never find a half decent gimmick. I mean, who'da thunk his manager, as Norman the Lunatic, would still be around in the WWF? Mike Shaw, master of terrible gimmicks came to the WWF looking for better work. After a failed attempt as Friar Ferguson, he soon became Bastion Booger. To emphasize things, he dressed really disgusting and ate like a wild animal. Heck, he even had a Hump.

Of course, like Wrestlecrap explained, it was just botched up skin from the tight spandex. After debuting in the WWF, he soon found himself in the position of, get this, talent enhancement, AKA "I'm a jobber cause I suck!" After having matches with great talent like Virgil, Razor Ramon, 1-2-3 Kid, Lex Luger & Bam Bam Bigelow, Booger shortly faded away, thankfully.

Booger's only recognition was no-showing the 1994 Royal Rumble match because of an upset stomache. He even made an ass out of himself earlier that day by saying he drew #28, forcing him to redraw. Talk about stupid. Go back to the mental house, you were better off.