DIVA's Undressed turns into MAEhem

What a Show. Not only did my #1 wish come true, Molly's pantie shot, but got one hour of nothing but hot women......and well, a little extra bad shit. The show started hilariously as I saw a protester with a "Dress the Divas" sign, she ended up being Molly Holly though. Our host was The Coach who gave us some good television appearences over time. The commentators were Jerry Lawler and the Bastard who never dies, Cole. Lawler had set up a "King TV" camera in the ladies dressing room, but was found out later on and mugged by Mae Young. In The Teddy contest, most everyone tied except for Linda who I gave a 0. Jazz, one of the judges attacked Trish at the end of round 1 with her crotch, knocking her out of the show. Damn! The other judges were Al Snow, Maven, Edge and Paul Heyman, who was CONSTANTLY taking pictures of the contestants. The Bra & Panties contest saw Stacy, Jackie & Torrie take it hands down, all in great attire. Then the unthinkable, Mae Young came out in HER bra and panties, forcing me to vomit. All night, Rico was prepping up the ladies, and then decided to show them how it SHOULD be done. Oh, Molly panties shot was during this time, thankfully, WOOOOOHOOOOOO! The Free for All had Dawn Marie take it in my opinion, with a great ass. After the winner was announced, Torrie Wilson, Stacey got in her face saying she slept with a judge (Maven), then Torrie made comments about Stacey sleeping with her boss who is 60 years older than her. A free for all fight breaks out and Lawler starts/continues singing The Ms. America theme, only changing words with Golden Thong. Overall it was great (minus Rico, which was funny, and Mae) and they should do it more often. Final note, Molly Holly pantie shot, YES! That makes you happy, Johnston!!!!!!!!!

The Scorpion Scorecard
Stacey: 9/10/9.5 (28.5/30) (Winner)
Linda: 0/0/0 (0/30) (Last)
Dawn: 9/9/9.5 (27.5/30) (TIE: 2nd)
Torrie: 8.5/10/9 (27.5/30) (TIE: 2nd)
Nidia: 8/9/8.5 (25.5/30) (6th)
Terri: 9/9/9 (27/30) (TIE: 4th)
Jackie: 8/10/9 (27/30) (TIE: 4th)
Trish (9/30-DQED)