WCW Circa 1998

Warrior is a Loser. Nuff Said. OK, I'll write more than that, but only because I'm a semi-professional. WCW, well actually Hogan, is part of this, but first Hogan. Hogan, still pissed at not getting the job returned from Wrestlemania VI, was hell bent on having Warrior come to WCW so he could get his vengeance. WCW, also wanted the fame they had several years ago, before the Austin era put WWF back on top.

So WCW Hired...Batman? Oh wait, that's just a pathetic knockoff of the bat signal. Its the call of the Warrior.... Yea, sounds stupid to me too, but what can I do....CENSOR them? Oh wait, I didn't write about THEM.....YET.

Warrior, being an absolute moron, comes up with the WORST stable name ever. The o.W.n. One Warrior Nation. Wait a minute. If it's ONE person, how does that constitute a stable?!

(slaps Mark Madden)

It soon became the t.W.n when Warrior kidnapped Brutus Beefcake, aka The Barber, Butcher, Man With No Face, Name or Cool Identity, Booty Man, Zodiac, Disciple.

(shudders)

What the hell is he doing to him?!!!!!!!! Best left unsaid. Anyway, the "anticipated" Warrior/Hogan II happened at Halloween Havoc 1998 and well...ugh. The Match was horrific. Not to mention the buildup, including Hogan seeing Warrior in the mirror, but everyone else couldn't. Even the ending was botched.

WORST FIREBALL EVER. The Match soon ended with Horace Hogan knocking the socks out of Warrior's brains with a chair. Too bad the officials stopped the Hogans from BBQing him. Warrior was soon gone after that, only to be heard of holding NWATNA for ransom of 15% of the companies ownership.