the king and queen of xtreme

[ Tonight is the night.. Tonight Jeff Hardy and His manager slash best friend Lita will get into the ring to take Taz on in a handicap match.. Jeff Hardy is looking to get revenge on Taz for the vicious attack on Lita last week in Jeff Hardys return match on Smackdown and in Wrestlemania Entertainment.. Jeff Hardy is looking out for Litas well being.. Making sure that she doesnt get furthered injured then she already is.. It looks like Jeff Hardy will be doing most of the work in this handicap match tonight on Smackdown.. The scene opens up with Jeff Hardy stretching in his locker room.. There is a knock at the door.. Lita walks in and Jeff stops stretching.. Lita walks over to Jeff and Jeff stands infront of Lita looking at her.. Lita holding her neck.. Jeff then starts to talk.. ]

Jeff Hardy: Hey Babe.. How is your neck doing?

Lita: Hey its nothing that i cant take.. Id have to admit, its more pain that i have ever been it.. But hey, thats what i get for getting involved in your match..

Jeff Hardy: Lita look.. I understand what you were doing, and im not mad at you for it.. Im happy that you tried to help me when i was down, and help me win my first match back.. But what Taz did to you was uncalled for.. That is definetly for sure.. And dont you worry Lita, Taz will pay for what the fuck he did for you last week on Smackdown.. I will make sure of it..

Lita: Jeff, i dont want you to get yourself into something that you cant get yourself out of.. Im going to do my part in this handicap match tonight on Smackdown..

Jeff Hardy: No Lita your not.. You are not ready, nor are you healthy enough to get into the ring with someone like Taz.. You can come out and stand on the apron, but there is no way in hell that you are going to get into the ring with Taz.. Im not going to allow it..

Lita: Jeff i know that you are trying to look out for me, but Im not a little girl.. I can stand up for myself.. This is just a little mishap thats all.. I know that he could have broken my neck and end my career.. But im not just going to stand by and let him get the last laugh and think that he got the best of me last week.. This is something that i have to do for myself..

Jeff Hardy: Lita i totally understand, but i dont think this is the time for you to get the revenge that you want.. I dont think you should do this, honistly.. Lita, if you want to get your revenge then do it when you know you are the most healthy.. And you dont have a neck injury like you do now to hold you back in the match, and give Taz something to aim for in the match..

Lita: Jeff like i said, im not going to stand back and wait for my shot.. This is my time to show Taz that he is nothing but a punk ass bitch.. He will realize that im not just a little woman.. He will be getting into the ring with Team Xtreme right here.. Jeff Nero Hardy and Lita.. You and I are going to go out there and kick his ass just like we use to when it was you,me, and Matt.. Team Xtreme will kick ass once again..

Jeff Hardy: You know what your right? If you want to do this, and you are ready and willing to do this then lets do it..

Lita: Oh Im So ready to do this...

Jeff Hardy: Okay well, tonight Jeff Hardy and Lita will get into the ring and show Taz, the former WME Worlds Heavyweight Champion and Former Midget World Champion that he is just a little Gary Coleman wannabe.. We'll show Taz what we are talking about.. We will show Taz that we are more then just talk.. We will show him the Xtremeness in both of us..

Lita: Ohhhhh Yeah.. We will go to the xtreme.. We will be more xtreme then a Jenna Jamesone Porno and Extreme Championship Wrestling combined..

Jeff Hardy: HAHAHAHA!! Thats a good one.. I never thought of that one.. HAHAHA!!!

Lita: HAHAHA!! Yeah i know.. It just came to me.. But anyway.. Look, Tonight Taz is going to wish that he was back in ECW when we are done with him.. Sure we might not be in the best of shape for this match, cause of the beatings that we both took last week, but we are xtreme, so we can take any kinda pain..

Jeff Hardy: Alright Lets go out there and do this like we use to..

Lita: Like Jeff Hardy and Lita old school wrestling.. HAHAHA!!!

Jeff Hardy: OOOOH YEEEAHH!!! HAHAHA!!!

[ Jeff Hardy and Lita continue to laugh for a little bit, then Lita leans in an gives Jeff a kiss on the cheek and they then hug.. Jeff Hardy and Lita then look at each other.. Lita then walks towards the bathroom.. As Lita is walking, Jeff stares at Litas ass, with her thong hanging out.. Jeff smiles.. Lita goes into the bathroom.. Jeff then goes back to stretching for his match.. The scene then fades to black... ]