The Cheese Wizard

This is an interesting type of vendor. It injects the popular web- graphic wizard1.gif into your world. When pushed, either by you or a creature, it magically creates one of three randomaly chosen food items. The first is native to Albia, cheese. It's affects, in case you don't know, are as follows...

The next item is a pear-ike fruit. Being such, it's very sweet. It's affects are as follows...

As you can see, it would be a fine treat, but isn't completely lacking nutrition. Moving on... This next one is intersting. It's a fruit. However, it has protective spikes that can be just a slight bit painful on your creature's pallet. It's affects are as follows...