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He had a birth mark removed from his left head.

The testicle has become very, very swollen and painful, to the point he is almost unable to walk on it.

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Smith to dispose of him.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient has no past history of suicides.

The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Jones, who felt that we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.

Her husband died and was buried over the weekend, and she has no complaints referable to her pelvis.

" The patient canceled her fibersigmoidoscopy because her father was ill as we had planned.

Patient has redness and swelling of right great toe. She has actually had this removed several times
in the past and one time it just fell off on its own. She is scheduled for office surgery to remove it
again in early August.

The patient was transferred back to the nursing home on post-op day 6 tolerating
a regular diet, ambulating with assistance, and with her bowels moving

The patient was present at the time of death

The patient is having difficulty breathing and smothering

The patient had pain in both of her lower legs.
The patient says that they have been there now for approximately two weeks.

The left knee has been present for about two years and is somewhat painful.



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