What Guys like about Girls
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with
you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that
time of the month and no thing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC,98
degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we
can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice
if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love
us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just
get
what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we
believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better
anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it
up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us
on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his
stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right,but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.
