Carveboarding.com: What celebrity do you look like?
Ben: Nell Carter.
Carveboarding.com: What's the longest you've gone without changing
your boxers?
Ben: I wear underwear, but probably a couple days.
Carveboarding.com: Where's your longest hair?
Ben: The hair on my head. It's halfway down my back.
Carveboarding.com: Any Interesting Habits?
Ben: I make butt mud!!
Carveboarding.com: Do You Have Any Rituals?
Ben: I always clean up after making butt mud.
Carveboarding.com: When was the first time you Rollerbladed?
Ben: 1982. My cousin is Mission Bob, so we cruise the boardwalk
every weekend.
Carveboarding.com: What's the best trick You Can Perform?
Ben: I just learned to push mongo.
Carveboarding.com: Any new words, or terms we should know?
Ben: Hashnoovian--figure it for yourself.
Carveboarding.com: How many times do you crap per day, and at what time?
Ben: It varies based on my diet--probably once or twice. I like to do
business at work to cut energy costs at home.
Carveboarding.com: Where's the craziest place you've got it on?
Ben: This isn't an internet porn sight.
Carveboarding.com: What's the best gag you've pulled on someone?
Ben: One time, at band camp ...
Carveboarding.com: Any interests besides Carveboarding?
Ben: I've always been fascinated by holes.
Carveboarding.com: Describe the worst accident you've been in.
Ben: Me and Mission Bob snagged wheels once. We fell down and these
rowdy drunken college kids made fun of us.
Carveboarding.com: What's the best trip you've been on?
Ben: A fraternity trip to havasu back in '93. The frat buys and i were all
standing around this topless chick who was in a kegstand competition. her
bosom was so large that it kept knocking the tap out of her mouth. we
thought it was pretty funny, but she was annoyed because it was interrupting
her libation intake. i guess she was like the "queen if havasu" or
something, because apparently she's a local and hasn't been outdrunk by a
guy-- ever. she then asked us to flip her right-side up, whereupon she told
two dudes to "hold my boobs." we flipped her back upside-down--the two guys
happy to indulge in the supporting--and dammit, she outlasted the four other
contestants by a good twenty seconds. after that she was crowned the
winner, let out a thunderous belch, and promptly disapperaed into the crowd,
her hands raised in a V. quite inspiring.
Carveboarding.com: Do you have a favorite quote?
Ben: "ask not what your country can do for you ..."
Carveboarding.com: What's your religious stance?
Ben: straight-edge catholic
Carveboarding.com: What will the future be like 25 years from now?
Ben: clones ... there're clones everywhere!
Carveboarding.com: Do you buy gear from a core skate shop or a
sporting-goods store?
Ben: I always feel like a dork when "rippers" stare at my Soap shoes, so
now I go to sport chalet.
Carveboarding.com: What do you do (job-wise)?
Ben: Cabinetmaker.
Carveboarding.com: If you had one charity, what would it be?
Ben: I dunno, is the NRA a charity?
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