Carveboarding.com: What celebrity do you look like?
Geoff: Babe Ruth, John Daly.
Carveboarding.com: What's the longest you've gone without changing
your boxers?
Geoff: What are boxers?
Carveboarding.com: Where's your longest hair?
Geoff: Nose hair in my left nostril
Carveboarding.com: Do you have any rituals?
Geoff: Piss in my surf trunks on the beach before my first surf
session of a surf trip.
Carveboarding.com: What's the best gag you've pulled on someone?
Geoff: Answered the phone "Christ Hospital, this is Jesus speaking"
when my Sunday school church teacher called.
Carveboarding.com: Any interests besides Carveboarding?
Geoff: Great musicians, farts of all smells and sounds, Nigerian soccer,
the Ship of Gold, Muhammed Ali's daughter
Carveboarding.com: What was your worst accident?
Geoff: When I was 6 years old, I went to a water amusement park.
While waiting in line for the big water slide, I slipped my head
through the railing to spit below. My head got stuck in the railing
and I started crying. Everyone laughed at me.
Carveboarding.com: HA!
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