Carveboarding.com: What celebrity do you look like?
Reeve: Matthew Maconohey and Elvis.
Carveboarding.com: What's the longest you've gone without changing
your boxers?
Reeve: Woodstock of 93, 6 days
Carveboarding.com: Do you have any rituals?
Reeve: Before all soccer games, i squat on one knee and pee down my leg
on the field in hopes of slide tackling an opponent in that particular
moist area, very fun.
Carveboarding.com: What are your other interests?
Reeve: juggling, spinning anything on my idex finger,
girls of all sizes, rectum rebuilding, saliva gland relocation,
chimpanzee acne, and of course moosebump
Carveboarding.com: What's the best gag you've pulled on someone?
Reeve: Wrapped my brother up in a box with newspapers that he barely
fit in for a gag gift party. Everyone was having a good time and really
not interested in opening gifts. Finally an hour or two later
we opened the box, i had forgotten about my brother.He was passed out from
overheating and lack of oxegen. His entire body was covered in
newspaper print. I quess the gag was on my bro.
Carveboarding.com: What's the best trip you've been on?
Reeve: A month long trip to Costa Rica in summer of 95, saw a 12-15 salt
water croc in esto rios.
Carveboarding.com: Do you have a favorite quote?
Reeve: I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..............
(Maynard's words on Tool's Undertow album, song Prison Sex).
Carveboarding.com: What's your religious stance?
Reeve: Cosmic justice, karma answers all.
Carveboarding.com: What will the future be like 25 years from now?
Reeve: Everyone will have breasts implants, including the guys.
Carveboarding.com: Do you buy gear from a core skate shop or a
sporting-goods store?
Reeve: No doubt a core skate store, much better selection and usaully have
young hoties working the register.
Carveboarding.com: What do you do (job-wise)?
Reeve: Tend bar by night, carve by day if no surf.
Carveboarding.com: If you had one charity, what would it be?
Reeve: Charity for fixing cats and dogs, too much humping going on and not
enough true pet owners.
Carveboarding.com: Bob Barker would be proud!
Carveboarding.com: Any good jokes?
Reeve: What did the zero say to the eight?
NICE BELT 0 8 ha ah hhahahahahahaha
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