Name: Corey
What We Call Her: Corey, cause that's her name you shithead (it ryhms with corey)!
genotype: What the fuck is a genotype?
Likes: cock
Sex: Female (we've had several people say how our bassist looks like a hanson kid or something, hopefully this will clear it up)
INFO:
35 years ago, Corey was the striking young man of whom everyone talked
about. Neither a patriot nor a lawbreaker he lived in the US during the vietnam war, thus he was drafted and shipped off to Nam. Their mission was to
take Mt. Iluvtits, so they could have a strategical
advantage for the upcoming operation of destroying the
ammo dump at Eatafatd ickbasterd. Her platoon had just
climbed the east bank when it happened, 30 helicopters
stormed out of the sky with NSM (nut seeking missles), and
within seconds his (or should i say her) balls had been
blow from there to lake Deak Inanoos! It was horrible! Testicles
were scattered all around, the gizz explosion from the
bursting of several horny soldiers had luckily blinded
charlie and they made their escape to a nearby cave.
In that cave she lived for 20 years. They had farms that
grew fungus for food in the cave, and made bat skin clothes and
blankets to keep warm. They have supermarkets
and strip bars and ect...Eventually Corey grew boobs and
began stripping at one of these strip clubs (making no
money of course HA HA!) but she was kicked out because
one day she started shouting "NOOOO CHARLIE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!"
and 5 minutes, later 4 people were dead, corey got 3 years with 2 guys named Tyrone and Tyrone.
and drowned 5 people in KY jelly and pubic hair. 5 minutes later 5 people died In fact she was kicked
out of the whole cave, and forced to get a job with the
traveling circus, she was a geek. She grew to love the circus,
in fact she used to say "There's nothing better than
swallowing live chickens and biting the heads off of
snakes to get you going in the morning". anyway, from
there she was an airplane pilot, a hobo, and when she
came to join cryptorchid chipmunk she was currently a
full time sperm doner. She was forced to join the band
because she was fired when it was discovered that she
had no penis (it was badly damaged when she lost her balls and was amputated (sp?))
Pictures of Corey