Hey, we can make this a game! if you want... if not that's cool too...
so... anyone on the northern east coast that wants to help us can get free stuff!
People elsewhere can get stuff too if they want, but we mostly want east coast people, because that's where we're touring (july 2002)...
we need...
-food we can eat!
-a place to sleep!
-houses/clubs/shitholes we can play at!
or for the lazier types, these are just as important!
-to give out/put up stickers/flyers/posters!
-to throw toothbrushes at people!
-to tell people about us!
-to set up booths to advertise us on the street (maybe out in front of the club or near a busy place with lots of people, if we're in town we'll be there also to help promote)!
-people to do stagework! (technical stuff, and stupid stuff like thrown stuff, or participate in skits... this is your chance to be a star!)
-people to spray paint our name on stuff (or carve it on desks with knives, or something like that... but you didn't get the idea from us... we're just joking, and if you take it the wrong way it's not our fault if you do something TOTALLY COOL like spray painting "fuck cryptorchid chipmunk" and the date of the show on someone elses bulletin board or something)!
-people to make stuff to put on the webpage, or to go around to libraries and college computer labs and set the first page it goes to as ours, or put a piece of paper by every computer with our web address on it!
-people to give us ideas of more things like this, and then people to help us do those ideas!
-people to sign guestbooks all over the internet with our web address and tell them to come here and tell us how much we suck or how cool we are, and then to tell other people one of those two things, and then to help us with one of these other things!
-if you're a band, let us open for you or something! We can help promote you too!
-if we make enough (or anything) at a show we can even pay you, so it's like making an investment... but we don't think we'll make much money... unless you help us!