Lyrics

crazy doesn't rhyme very well with baby... aerosmith...
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You should buy our CDs
please
watch
me
scream
well, i don't remember
but it must've been december
when i last liked music
oh why doesn't it make you sick?
i don't get it

the sound lays dead
inside my head
the muse is gone the music's gone
the ground calls me
the muse is gone the music's
to rest instead
fucked

drowning in black cotton
color is forgotten
worship the metal lord
e is the only chord
breakdowns and minor sounds
ruling the undergrounds
stagnant and repeated
invention defeated

look we're a ska band
we're playin ska music
are you fuckin happy yet?
are you fuckin happy yet?

lick a spic dick quick chick
and pretend i'm a wet-back

the writing the notes the music i'm through
i'm just as sick of hearing us as i am of you


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------------brothel_waffle.exe from the past, returns, again, no seriously.-----------------
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Monday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
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i'm just a little edgy
a little pissed about
this little mental wedgie
cause i can't live without

you and all of the wonderful things that you do

the law can't stand between you and me
i'll shoot 'em all down and i'll break their fucking knees
cause there is no power above
my personal will and i love

you and all of the wonderful things that you are
are you serious? you think you can stop me
i'll carve any flesh to get to hers
nothing greater than my greed
fueled by coffee seed
i will take what i need
and now it's time to feed

bite marks, lust marked by your platelets
oh fuck me alf, harder, etc....
scars on corinary tis-
shoes wet with tears

well i'm so sad cause my baby got took away
cause her mom is a chain-smokin boy-hatin' lesbo gay
oi-vey
well maybe that's cause she was only ten
and i'm goin to hell if'n child molestin' is a sin
with you
and all of the

all dem




Bryan would totally let henry rollinz fuk him up the ass -----------------------------------------------------
bust moves come on, uh, this is how we play it gangsta, here we come for you fuck faces, i had sex with your mother, i tweak nipples, west coast style please, oh jockstrap oh, woo woo woo, check me check me, well let me tell you a story all about how my life got fucked (flipped) turned upside down, and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i because the prince of a town called fuckville (belaire)

two cute little bunnies playing in a pile of hay
i love my mommy and my dad i'm so happy today

in east bilvidelvia (philadelphia) born and raised oooo mutha fucka on the playground is where i spent most o my days chillin out max and relaxin all cool and shootin' slap my ass mutha fucka some b-ball (basketball) outside of the school (skiz-nool)

i bring death to all the little children, and when i rape their daddys i put my little dick in, every little hold while i smoke my crack, and when i do them from behind, knife in the back, seat cause he's a boyscout and always so prepared, helps old ladies cross the street and he is never scared, blarghe
shit dick and penis poop and cock and wang i wanna lick vagina but i just wackoff, i bust one little rhyme and my mom gets ill, she said she's forwarding my mail to auntie in fuckville, i'll sperm in your mouth and i'll throw you in a meatgrinder, i don't give a, oooo, you can go, you can go fuck yourself

boner
wa-weiner
dick du du dick dick
cock
pussy

doo wop wop a doo wah doo
two cute little bunnies playing in a field of grass
i pulled out their eyes and skullfucked em in the ass
(i love you)
i fucking hate lovly flowers you can you fucking go to
(oh my goo)
hello my friend it's so good to see you you
(die)

i can't stand the thought of loving you it makes me wish for
i fucking hate you fucking hate love something like
(death)







Sexi Lexi (PART II: The Revenge!!)
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distorted penguinz distorted penguinz
cover song

i can't believe the queers are coming over to my house to buy some beer

i wanted to make things sleasier
but instead i mastrubated them
i wish i'd learn to keep my big mouth shut
cause cocks keep falling in it

we were so happy in lies
but now you know that i fuck guys
and now i have my toungue in side an ass
but think about you

dick shit cum fuck dick shit cum fuck ohhh
all these days with my dick in poo
(that's just gross i can't be with you)
i can't do it anal with men
until you say your mine again

sexi lexi you're such a hoe
and you fuck everybody everyday
you say pussy's wetter oh
but i like butthole better
why can't things be like be fore
you knew i was gay gay gay gay free gay syle gay bitchez gay gay kick it kick it kick it i'm kick it a kick it

i'm a
heterophone strokin' my lobe
throw those bitches my direction
i might lost my erection
i nail males in their tails
i put my cum in their bum
and when no one fucks my ass
i just insert my thumb
my dick and chode have an area code
i fill bocas (please don't choke us)
just keep your jaw dropped and focus

we were so happy in lies
but now you know that i fuck guys
and now i have my tongue inside an ass but think about you?

i liked it when you were my girl
but i could still rimjob a guy
and now we're strangers and i want to know why

all these days with my dick in poo
that's just gross i can't (can't) be (gay) with(out) you (you)



And the Eating is Free in Hell
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i like to, worship satan

i drew a pentagram and burned an ephigy (sp?)
then i fucked a goat and drank my own pee

satan's anus contains our souls
(and my penis)
my ass is filled with burning coals
(one time jesus)
gave me a (hand job)
li(k-t-my nob)
dran(k-my glob)
(but it) sucked (but it) sucked

satan is your friend to the end and that's a fact
he's got your back and he's sellin' me smak
he loves you more than jesus
he'll do anything to please us
that means he will suck your
dick (clit)

fuck your mother (fuck your father)
suck (a fat) dick

and the problem here
is jezus isn't queer
(fuck your mother)
yes he is a slut
(fuk your father)
but he won't fuck my butt
(fukk your brother)
jesuz he won't suck my dick
(fukkk your sister)
but satan knows i want a lick
(fuccck yo cuzin)
i don't understand
(fizuck you're uncle) (why won't god)
(phukkkk yo auntie)
please
(chuck (is) your neigh-boar)
(eat my wad)

fuck your father fuck your mother
fuck your sister fuck your brother

buh buh buh, break it down bi-...SEXUAL!! HAHAHAHA

fuck you
(eat shit)
jezuz less than 3s me
(this i) know (this i) know
pi(sawn me)
ea(ting is free)
jah (cough in tea)
robin williams robin williams fuck



A Song That Andrew Finds Superior to a Previously Written Song Whose Title May Suggest Otherwise (Blowjob)
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this one goes out to all my niggas in cell block A
lord only knows how hard i was

i've got a flesh balloon
and i'm gonna use it soon
in a mouth in an ass
on a goat in a bass
fuck the man (fuck the law)
cause i'm gonna spank it raw
(wicka-wicka)
just try to stop my spew
and i'll jizz all over you
(here come the horns, horn noises, what what what nigga what
(fight, fight, fight...)
check me

Something here is amiss
Something must be wrong with this

my cock goes in an ass
there is shattered glass
broken down the door
i fall to the floor
bullet in my side
nowhere left to hide
cuffs around my wrist
(and i'm pissed)
try to yell or fight
not one miranda right
(pervert now you'll pay)
is all he'll fucking say
someone kicks my head
eyes covered in red
my blood leaving me
(in society
your kind does not belong)
did i do something wrong?

we don't need some kind of revolution
(we just need to) take back what's ours seek restitution
we just want what's ours (hey)
it's one more right wing tool to oppress the gay
if you're not strait you're (out of luck)
no babies means (no)
fuck
you i will
screw how i
want even if it's not a
cunt
i have the right
and i will (fight)
kick it

Someone here
has a lithp
check cha cha check me me

christopher columbus
he really shit on us
(i think he's a jerk)
let's put his rep to work
he made a small mistake
(and now it's going to take
way too fucking long)
to correct his wrong
(polluted maps and books)
history and lore
thanks to the dickhead
(thanks to the whore)
indians aren't from
india anymore

hahahaha, what do you want me to laugh for? *cough cough*

i call you all lets join this revolution
by force not words revenge, restitution
(let my voice fill your mind and venue
we cannot with clear conscience let this continue)
they can make their rules
and they can tell us no
but they cannot stop my
blowjob
fuck you
i will screw
how i want
even if it's not a cunt (i don't care cause)
i have the right and i will fight (fuck you bite fuck you)
1-(i'm right, no you don't control my choice to)
2- i'm left _ no ____________________ choice to

1-(blow or suck or lick or fuck i'll kick you in the)
2- blow __________ lick __ fucking

1-(balls if i can't have my cock and eat it too)
2- balls ______________________________________ fuck you

1- __(let me _____ suck __ you're __ all free)
2- __ let me be __________ mor - al free
3-now let me begin sucking your dick is a sin

1- _ (just be-cause __ you're _ not like me)
2- __ just ________________________ like
3-now just be cool and step off my cock fool

1- __(want oral so get it _____ put dick in ass shit it)
2-you ___________________ will ______________________

1- ___ (fight for a solution ____ calls for)
2-join _____________________ this __________

1+2-revolution


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-------------Super Happy Fun Family Wish Demo!----------
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Ode to Balls
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beethoven wrote a good song
(and then he ate my fucking shlong)
it didn't have a name
or lyrics that were fucking lame
just some chords and a melody line
and that was just fine
well that was just fucking fine

in my house you'll have no fun
no gay marrages no not one
now go and get daddy's gun
(and read your bible)
in my house you do what i say
drugs are bad violence is okay
dad you're such an ass
you enslaved my african grandmother
and you stole all your land from your red skinned brother
like the father does his son
lets solve our problems with a gun

bad pun
cinnimon bun
we're having so much fun!

who am i (we are we)
to add to what lvb
had written from the start
(why taint a dead man's art?)
if we do this do it right
(let's add some paint to starry night)
it's to impressionistic
(make it photorealistic)

i'll give you some of your money back so you can go to school
if you could kill some people for me
(if you will be my tool)
i'll call it an army scholarship
so you won't think i'm a piece of...
it
isn't so bad, we should be glad
we have the chance to change
alter the mean and range
we don't have to be like our dad

and if they want war, that's what canada is for
you can run away, you don't have to fucking stay
and get your dumb ass killed
or get your brain filled, bullets lead in your head
the army don't give a shit that you're dead
give the suits the guns, send em over they're the ones
who declaired the war so this is for them in four *words*

suck on my balls


Andrew's Favorite Song (complete lyrics because it
makes the song look cooler)
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fuck is my favorite fucking
word in the whole fucking world
yes it is fuck yes

(fuck is his favorite fucking)
(word in the whole fucking world)
(yes it is fuck yes)

and if i could say fuck for
every fucking word i said
i'd say fuck for every fucking word

(and if he could say fuck)
(for every fucking word he said)
(he'd say fuck for every fucking word)

i like to say fuck
(he likes saying fuck)
i love to say fuck
(he loves saying fuck)

fuck fuck, (fuck fuck)
oi oi, (oi oi)
fuck (oi), oi (fuck)
fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oi

(he likes to say fuck)
i like saying fuck
(he loves to say fuck)
fuck is my favorite word

fuck (fuck)
fuck (fuck)

fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)

fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)
fuck (fuck) fuck (fuck fuck)

fuck (fuck)
fuck (fuck)
fuck (fuck)
fuck (fuck)

(fuck) fuck


Homosexual Superheros
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radio, active, buttplug, man

anal pleasures and desperate measures
once lead to a man (with 12 hands)
and a giant wang he used (to save man)
it happened one night a horrible sight
some crusty old man's (huge buttplug)
fell into a vat (of green sludge)

walking along gay joe stumbled apoun
this glowing buttplug a device of love
and so he stole
the plug into his asshole
this action making him
the strongest man
the world

everybody come on yo, even if you're hetero
buttplug, persian rug, joe had powers unknown to man
buttplug, bannana slug, having anal sex like noone can
buttplug, scary bug, gay joe will save the day
buttplug, greasy thug, cause you can be a superhero even if you're gay

radio active, buttplug man

what if superman started humpin guys?
doin the same super deeds, same super disguise
playin the same game, same name
would you start sayin that he, was super lame?
fuck you who are you to judge purity
bi is the zenith of sexual maturity
everybody in the house (it's okay)
everybody in the house (if you're gay)

giant squids pigs and even aphids
could never stop joe (as he fought)
to keep the world safe (from free thought)
joe could never fall protector of all
the indiscriminate (defender)
no one could make him (surrender)
but one group swore that they knew the truth
his lifestyle was wrong and so is this song
and so their anger to vent
they had protests everywhere he went
their minds fueled by ignorance
they soon turned to violence

buttplug, scary bug, gay joe could have saved the day
buttplug, greasy thug, if you wouldn't have hated him just because he's gay
if you wouldn't have hated him just because he's not like you

fuck the
fundys

and as he saved them from the end
they threw rocks at him my friend
screaming that he lived in sin, and that he must die
to please their God of love

anal pleasures and desperate measures
once lead to a man (who was killed)
to keep the world safe (from free will)
that was sarcasm
no one really knows (just who's right)
so why is it that (we must fight)

cause i'm free falling
video killed the radio star
lov'in is what i got, i said remember that
it was a pool party for the cool kids at my school


And The Eating is Free if You're a Sewage Repairman
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amanda i wrote this song for you
well not really i just like to sing about poo

i like poo, how about you

i don't have a fit
when i need to shit
it tastes so good i think you should
try and eat some poo
and when you do
you'll love the taste, i think you'll want to mastrubate (jack off)

cause every single piece of shit, i must eat
every single piece of shit, tastes so sweet
i'll eat it on a plane, and i can explain
why what i eat and what i shit and why they are the same

brown and hot or wet and cold, i eat it
even with a lump of mold, i beat it
when i think about, my food i need more clout
so i can buy more of the food that makes me want to shout

i like to, eat my poo
shit is good, i have wood

I love to savor
that butthole flavor
It tastes so good I have a wood
I don't know just what
makes me go eat butt
but I do, I love to eat brown poo

i beg you for a recipie, so i can
cook it with some german pee, oh shit man
that would be superb, i used a to-be verb
i know my poo and grammer too, does that make me a nerd

that last line i said did not rhyme, fucking shit
this one doesn't either fuck me, in the ass
i am lazy so, the rhyming scheme must go
ironic that was, maybe because, that last line rhymed but this one doesn't

straight from the ghetto, i rock it like ja-petto
lovin bambi in a meadow, that's what i said oh
my girl is fat, and so is my wallet
i got a small weiner, but i got a big mullet

i like to (take the brown that's goin down south)
eat my poo (pick it up and put it in your mouth)
shit is good
it have wood

fuck you, eat poo

fuck peas fuck carrots fuck eating fried ferrets
fuck eating pirate balls and fuck eating parrots
fuck cereal cold fuck oatmeal hot
and fuck all the food that's not
fuck all the food that's not!
fuck all the food that's not!!
FUCK ALL THE FOOD THAT'S NOT!!!
predigested

i love a big turd
i'd like em in my salad word
to eat em every day i say fuckin A
eat up my funky crap
my shit is all that
poo fuckin everywhere, poo flyin in the air
shit all over my face
it is a damn disgrace
good but please don't waste, that delicious paste
i popped a big boner
have one for my shit doner
would (wood) i fuck him he's my dad, he gives me head and makes me glad


Mother Poker (Again)
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End Chorus:
i am white trash
my dick's in glass
force is velocity times mass
i fucked a bass


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"CLOWIE"
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She has the most beautiful face,
and a very very pretty smile
it's just too bad the diameter of her
waist is half a mile

And i can always take her out for pizza
i'll pick her up at three
and if i can't finish my meal
she'll always be there to finish it for me

Last night she tore my heart in two
i was so messed up i didn't know what to do
the whole relationship had been a lie
she left me for my dad the ice cream guy!
yeah, fat bitch i love you


"Or Something Like That"
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Every morning i wait outside your house
trying to think of something really nice
i could say to you about your
outfit, eyes, or something like that

and climbing up your front yard tree
and digging through your trash so i can see
if i can see if i can find out
something more about you

between getting, beat up by your boyfriend everyday
rehearsing all the things i wanna say
may schedual you most surely may
see why i don't shower every day

and smelling bad and being clever
i just want us to be together
we share so many thoughts (whatever)
from my routine i've learned

from following you to lunch each day
i know your favorite salad is
ceasar, (ceasar), ceasar, (ceasar)

And from listening by your bedroom every
night i know your favorite band is
weezer, (weezer), weezer, (weezer)

as i watch you every day
ignore every word i say
i bet you're really gay
but i still love you, 1, 2, 3, GO!

(random screams)

(don't you get it stupid little prick) yeah
(i don't want a microscopic dick) huh?
(go bother some other chick) and you're saying?
(and leave me alone) oh...

I, just, want,
you to want me like i want you

peering from the bushes
i saw you getting ready to
kiss him, (kiss him), kiss him, (Ahhh)

so leaping up to your rescue
i saved you but i think it might have
pissed him, (pissed him), pissed him, (off)

through all this i hope you see
that i love you honestly
and i understand you had a bad day above
all don't take it out on me...
your one true... love


"Franken Beans"
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She'll march in front of me
Each day 4th block at 3
wearing plaid boxers, a thin T-shirt

or a short green skirt
and walking sure does hurt
wearing whity tightys with a boner down some flatwoods street

and i wonder what you really think of me
(i know you want)
(me) but it seems the more i think that
all i know is that

her boyfriend's such a dick head
and i just wish she'd pick me instead
and i'm pretty sure that she'd say yes
but i don't have the nerve i guess

and the whole low brass agrees
that when we march in 3s
i have the best position, behind her and to the left

and every afternoon
i hope that sometime soon
she'll realize that we were meant to
be

and now i know just what you really think of me
(but i don't)
(care) i know if you give me a chance
i could change your mind

i know it was true love since that
moment she bent over to pick up my hat
but that's okay cause i know she will
always be good for a cheap thrill


"My Girlfriend is in Love with Nicholas Cage"
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Just what do you expect to say?
just what do you expect anyway?
i'll never be him so,
don't bring it up again, understand that i'll never be

him, or what makes him so cool
try and understand

I'm a punk rocker, he's a movie star
he doesn't have a clue of who you are
and i suppose it was wrong to burn all those posters
of him but it's not like you didn't have enough

anyway, why don't you let it go
just get it through your head

just what do you want me to say?
just what do you expect anyway?
i'll never be nicolas cage, so don't bring him up again
understand

maby i could kill him, and then you'd be all
mine

Reel Big Fish is so cool, that's why i stole this, part


"I Think She Wore Pants" or "Sounds Like a Type of Pants"
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There comes a special time
in everyone's life
when you meet that special one
who could be your love, be your wife
it's not a stomach cramp or constipation
that funny feeling deep inside is more than love
it's infatuation

and then i think of
how i could love you
i'd cross the 7 seas
just to tie your shoe
and if i made a list up
of the things i like most of all
you'd be right up there on the top
with a turkey from butter ball

woah, you fill me with glee
woah, more than you could ever see

FUCK YOU WHITE BOY

yeah, if i had a time machine
or a car for that matter
i'd take you away
and go find a ladder
i'd use that ladder
to break into a store
just to get you anything
you wanted and more

woah, you fill me with glee
woah, when i said more i was hoping for me
if that's okay with

you my love, mean more to me than grandma's back sugery
and i hope you realize, when you touch those other guys
that it don't mean shit, no matter what i'll have a fit and
international relation, toilet sanitation
you mean more to me than retirement or paid vacation
the reason for my mastrubation, is my total infatuation
with you

i want you
thank you, please drive through


"Psychic Boy"
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(made up as they are sung)
*they're not exact*
Josh... don't eat that last slice of pizza...
it's not yours... it's for your daddy... ahHH!!!
Josh.... take off your shoes before you
come in the house josh...
you'll track mud all over the house... noOOO!
Why won't you get out of my head ... (psychic blah blah blah)
shut up, shut up you don't know me (a la "7 words")
squeal like a pig when i LICK YOUR NUTS... AHHHHH!!!!
look at me i'm a hardcore prick
i'm a mother fuckin dick
and i hate everything
i hate icecream and i hate toys
i hate girls but i sure like boys
cause i'm a homophobe fag
my peter don't drag
cause i'm hung like a third grader

josh... you're a fatass... we don't want you around anymore...
ahhh!!!!
Why won't you get out of my head ... (psychic blah blah blah)


"You're Ugly and I'm Superficial"
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let me tell you blatently
not so respectfully
but still yet honestly
when i see you i have
to fight all the feeling that i
have to

puke up all over you
the problem's not me, it's you
you can't help it but still i'm gonna be selfish
don't be mad at me
just cause you can't be
good enough to be my girlfriend, it's just

you're ugly and i'm superficial

So now you've got
all your friends after me
well guess what
they're my friends too and
they just think you're crazy

come on now and
stop being foolish
everybody knows
cryptorchid chipmunk is the coolest
don't be mad at me
just cause you can't be
good enough to be my girlfriend, it's just

you're ugly and i'm superficial
you're ugly and i'm...

...confused about some moral aspects?
just cause i won't go out with rejects?
looks aren't everything they say
but that's cause they turned out that way
and everyone is closing in
short and ugly fat and thin
i don't discriminate on skin
but i feel some right i'm right within
my bounds to say i don't like you
because you look like someone who's
face got ran over by a
mach truck full of medical waste


"The Chicken Nation Anthem"
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I obey the chicken like a good boy everyday
I do what the chicken says and then go out and play

and you will obey him my friend
yes you will obey the chicken

If you obey the chicken you can join us too
Go to Chicken Nation and they'll tell you what to do
and you will obey him at last
yes you will obey the chicken

Well, It's too late for you
the chicken knows you too
there's nowhere to hide
so you'd best be on his side
the chicken is the rule
don't you know that fool
obey him before it's
too late

pick it up, pick it up

funky james bond sounding solo

but maby in another chicken way
i could do what the chicken says everyday
obeying the chicken, i could win a nobel prize
but i don't care anyway, so do your mom


"Lisa Was a Jewish Cat"
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lisa was a jewish cat
well I don't know about that
in fact that's not true at all
i just made it up because i thought it sounded keen

well that's not true either
because josh made it up
cause he thought it would go good in this
song

lisa was josh's first girlfriend
she was slim, and trim
and so she dumped him
and yoshi is my cat
he wears a yamulke
celebrates haunaka
and other stuff like that

but the main focus here
is yoshi is my cat
and he is a jew
and lisa just got mixed in
because josh wanted her to and
josh is a dork (hey, fuck you too)


"Jungle Boogie 2"
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i know i've been getting down
to jungle boogie almost every day
14 dollars for a funk cd
for a walmart special that's not much to pay

for 14 tracks of groove
they all make my booty move
all my friends say it's too old
but it still makes me

jungle boogie still makes me
jungle boogie still makes me want to get down

me and friends have been getting down

shake your booty, ect...


"Shit Happens (in my pants)"
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amanda i wrote this song for you
and i think you know it's true
cause i just want to thank you
for all the nice things you do
amanda

wouldn't it be nice
if i could change my life around
my pants were white
and now they're brown
but you were so nice
and let me use your shirt
so noone saw me squirt
and now i'm gonna burp

i shit my pants today and
noone seemed to care
they would rather laugh
laugh and point and stare
i shit my pants today and
only one would care
amanda you were there for me that day

i'm not gonna stay
around to hear you say
that i'm really gay
but thank's anyway
because i shit my pants today

amanda you were there for me
amanda you were there (for me)
amanda you were there for me then

i shit my pants today (over and over)

"Anti-Lyric"
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everybody wants me to be a
deep rock star and
they say that saying nothing won't
get me very far
and if mindless fun and humor
is really that bad
then i guess i'm going nowhere
and i'm glad

na, na, na

yeah i could be a real deep guy
a political punk but i refuse to try
to change your mind or make you think
to alter minds is wrong it stinks
don't want to push you to a *thought* window
down with philosophy up with nintendo
don't let anyone live your life for you
just sing

blah blah blah blah...

if you alter minds you will stand to fail
stick to humor and you will prevail
don't listen to anything we have to say
cause we won't have anything to quote the next day
just dance around and be happy
don't sweat the future it's not crappy
p forget all the words you've ever learned
just sing

we don't wanna hear what you think so
(shut your hole)
just entertain us that's your
(entire goal)
philosophy and spoken thought we
(must contain)
beleive in yourself and logic and you
(will remain)

stop trying
(ooo) to start fights
with your songs
yo it bites
you and i both
(ahh) friends we can be
even if you
don't think like me
no

and the final moral we get
from the song i sing is that
it is wrong to put morals in a
song don't be smart and point out the
irony, don't push your thoughts on me
(or your god) through and entertainment medium
don't try to educate me
music's here to entertain me
not to preach at or convert me
boob tube's gone it's now the tv
if you're a part of entertainment then why
aren't your lyrics entertaining too
i'd rather just hear

don't ever listen to lyrics