Poetry by Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Feastian
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Someone who feasts
but not really
because it's not a real word

-andrew


Steafian
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Someone who steafs
but not really
because it's not a real word
but neither is steafs

-andrew


No One Ever Listens
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it's hard to speak your mind sometimes
sitting in the woods by yourself
when no one is around to listen
and you for some reason
have a huge log in your mouth
blocking off your vocal chords
and there are bugs in the log
and they crawl down your throat
and suddenly you can't breathe
and you start to choke
on the bark that begins to fall off the log
and get stuck in your esophogus

-corey


Pretty
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everyone says
"she's pretty on the inside"
but i don't think so
i figure she's all red and gooey and gross
just like everyone else

-andrew


The True Meaning of Family
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lick lick lick
as the days go by
suck suck suck
it's my lullaby

balls smell weird
in my face
hairs tickle
they're all over the place

oh no! here it comes
i'm not ready yet
the sweet sweet taste
a grand experiment

we rest in silence
the best we've had
i never knew such joy
could come from my dad

-corey

What about that
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what if you met someone on the internet
and you fell in love with them
and you decided to meet them
but when you did
you found out that they were really just a super intelligent dog
what would you do then?

-andrew


Then what about this?
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what if you met someone on the internet
and you fell in love with them
and you decided to meet them
but when you did
you found out that they were really just a super intelligent plant
you'd feel kinda stupid then

-andrew


Ironic, Wait No, I Mean that Other Song
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I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other is smoking a cigarette
wow that would be a neat trick to see
hands don't even have lungs

-andrew


Chris, My Friend Chris
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I once heard that Christopher Columbus was jewish
that explains a lot
except why he was gay
I wish I would've heard that he was a gay jew

-andrew


no title
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roses are red violets are blue I love you andrew lol ah hahaahaha!!!!! booya what now mother fucker uhuh "prefection"

missy or nicole-
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