Stephanie

yo yo i'm stephanie and i've got mad skills... by mad skills i mean i've got this itch that's 3 inches up my ass, and it's just far enough to make me orgasm anally when i scratch it... but only when i scratch it with a rake, a garden rake... if it's not a garden rake it makes me have the uncontrollable urge to either wash my hands or join a band. one day i was walking in the park and i tripped and fell on a garden rake, and like i said a garden rake in the ass makes for good medicine, and that's why i started crying, because it went in my ass, but not a pain envoked cry, it's because i was anally orgasming... so like i was saying, my doctor was there and he said "hey dipshit" because he's not a very nice doctor, and that's because he uses a toothbrush other than the CREST EXTENDER! and has tooth problems, anyway, he said "hey dipshit, you can't anally orgasm for only a garden rake, that doesn't make sense" then i realized it wasn't a garden rake, so i told him that and he got all pissed off because he thought it was a garden rake (not that i blame him, because i thought it was one too) so then i calmed him down and he put his thumb in my nose and told me this story...

stephanie... i used to be just like you, except that i wasn't a girl, and i had a constant urge for chocolate ants...

i stopped him right there and said "hey, i don't talk to people that eat chocolate ants... you're just as fucked up as bobby's uncle", and he said "oh, look at the time, i've got to get going to the Cryptorchid Chipmunk show" and he left, then i decided to join Cryptorchid Chipmunk because i had something in my ass that wasn't a garden rake, and last week the government outlawed water... my page is black, are you scared? if you are then you're a shithead!

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