`...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'  
 But the plans were on display...'  
`On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'  
`That's the display department.'  
`With a torch.'  
`Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'  
`So had the stairs.'  
`But look you found the notice didn't you?'  
`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'  

`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.' `Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest". They've got a page for people like you.' Ford Prefect & Arthur  

This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of  Thursdays.' 

 The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat...'-- The Book  

`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk.'  
`What's so unpleasant about being drunk?'  
`You ask a glass of water.'  Ford & Arthur  

`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? '‘Cause I don't.' Marvin  

`I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. 'Marvin  

`In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.'-- The Book  
"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias  

"There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are  

`Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'" -- The Book.  

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -- The Book  

`I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. 'Zaphod Beeblebrox  

'You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?'  
`Yeah,' said Zaphod, `but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.'  
`THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?'  
`No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?'  
`But sir,' it squealed, `I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...'  
`Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.'- Zaphod and the Guide's receptionist.  

`The first ten million years were the worst,' said Marvin, `and the second ten million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.'- Marvin moaning about 576,000,003,579 years as a Milliways car park attendant.  

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Ford Prefect  

'Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about a script for Hamlet they've worked out.' -Arthur Dent  

"If there's anything more important than my ego, I want it hunted down and shot - now!"-- Zaphod Beeblebrox  

 "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?" Gag Halfrunt.  

"That young girl", he added suddenly, "is the least benightedly unintelligent organic life form it has been my  profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." -Marvin  

Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head. I can see by infrared, Oh how I hate the night. -Marvin  

     Share and Enjoy  
     Share and enjoy  
     Share and enjoy  
     Journey through life with a plastic boy  
     Or girl by your side  
     Let your pal be your guide  
     And when it breaks down, or starts to annoy  
     Or grinds when it moves, and gives you no joy  
     'Cuz it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat  
     Bled oil on your floor and broke down your door  
     And it gets to the point you can't stand anymore  
     Bring it to us, we won't give a fig  
     We'll tell you:  
     Go stick your head in a pig  
     -Theme song of the Sirius Cybernetics Complaint Department  

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss. Arthur Dent  
  

"Trains are blameless, holy creatures." - Mike Nelson, Last Clear Chance 

"There's only one thing to do now."  
"What's that?"  
" PANIC!"  
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" - Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot  

"It's an idea. Not a good idea, mind you, but it's a start." -Tom Servo  

 "Well, Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery" Crow T Robot- The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy  

"Help! I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!" Tom Servo- Gamera vs. Gaos  

 "Note to myself: Load guns before killing spree. Yeah!" Tom Servo, The Side Hackers  

"All I can think of is death-death, man" Crow T. Robot, Daddy-O  

"It's not much, but "I" call it Hell" Tom Servo, 'Slime People'  

"Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it." -Tom Servo Commando Cody, Chapter 2  

"Off to meet my doom, Mom! See you after school!" -Joel Robinson Time of the Apes  

 "You know, it's not so much the apocalypse as it's the humidity" Joel Robinson Warrior of the Lost World  

 "I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying." -Joel Robinson  

Can you handle Static-A-Matic? The Spark In The Dark? Statical Planets by Joel Hodgeson with Frank Coniff as  "The Frank 3000 Army"  Do you have the guts to sit in this chair? Statical Planets  

One day, all your phones, computers, radios, beepers, tvs and microwaves will die... and you'll have to go outside.  Statical Planets  

During the running of this most unusual film, you, the movie goer-right in your seat- will see every member agreeing to participate in the Static Planets. It’s Fun.  

"Time keeps everything from happening at once." Buckaroo Banzai  

'Home is where you wear your hat' Buckaroo Banzai  

"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you  are". Buckaroo Banzai  

"You can check your anatomy all you want, but when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to." Buckaroo Banzai  

 "I was ionized this morning, but I'm okay now." Buckaroo Banzai  

"No matter where you go.... There you are." Buckaroo Banzai  

 "Laugh while you can, monkey boy!" Doctor Emilio Lizardo  

Perfect Tommy: "Emilio Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?"  
Buckaroo Banzai: "You're thinking of Mr. Wizard."  
Reno: "Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist."  
Perfect Tommy: "So was Mr. Wizard."  

 I don't know the meaning of the word surrender! I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb . . . just not in this context." - The Tick- The Tick Vs. The Uncommon Cold  

"Eating kittens is just plain . . . plain WRONG! And no one should do it ever!" The Tick- Armless But Not Harmless  

"Here's a clue . . . If he jumps up and kicks you in the stomach, it's probably not Santa." - Der Fledermous in The Tick Vs. Multiple Santa  

"Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences. But the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites!" - The Tick- The Tick vs. Dinosaur Neil  

"Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make." - Heathers  

"I have a dream that someday people will no longer be judged by their skin color or gender but by the things that really count, like their taste in music." Candace Bergen, Murphy Brown   

"Bert! Ernie!" - James Stewart, It's a Wonderful Life