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Rednecks of the Z-Kind

I know that the DragonBallZ Humor Page has a list of these, but I want you guys to know, I'm not trying to copy y'all. I wrote these a long time ago. I hope we don't have any that are the same, great minds do think alike you know.

Ya might be a Redneck Z-fighter if....

-you gi is camoflage.

-the last thing you remember, before being reserected by the dragonballs, was saying, "Hey Yall, watch iss."

-even King Ki thinks you jokes aren't funny.

-Veggie-Boy has ever commented about your BO.

-Radditz told you to get a hair cut.

-your Capsule car has a rebal flag on the hood.

-you own a capsule labled 'Out Hawse'.

-you own a recording of 'Head Cha-La' on an 8-Track.

-you're 42 years old,but even Krillin refers to you as"shorty". From Spires129@aol.com

*NEW*

- even Freeza says you're acting gay.

- the commando Ginue doesn't want you in the team because you are embarassing them with your poses.

- Boo says you're fat.

- you can compete with any Saiya-jin in a food contest (you know, those where you have to eat so much in a minute...)

- you find life boring, even if you're a close friend of Goku. From Chibi Chichi

-you're a bigger pervert than Master Roshi

From JMS42487


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