Kevin, sweetie, suger, darling, honey.......is there something you're trying to tell us? We're getting worried here.
Now, I'm definately NOT jumping to conclusions here. I'm ASSUMING that you just fell in with the wrong crowd and somehow you started to enjoy cross dressing....It's a possibility. OR You could have just liked being married to Kristen so much that you decided to raid her closet.
I'm definately NOT saying that you've "crossed to the other side". After all, you do have a lovely new wife and you couldn't possibly be....gay.
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Exhibit A:
MEN STRIKE BACK
:::Sigh::: Why? Why, Kevin, oh why? A skirt, man? Let me rephrase that: A skirt, MAN? What were you thinking??? Did you think you were going to start a new trend? I hate to break it to you but.....not many men enjoy wearing skirts...except for cross dressers that is.
Here it is again. That damn skirt. I'm sorry, I just can't help but not like it. It's a SKIRT for crying out loud.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Exhibit B:
PARK THINGIE WITH ELTON JOHN
Ok, so this isn't so bad...the only thing I have to say about this is that I don't like the long hair. He just looks greasy.
Same here...the hair.
Nick looks like he's embarrased to be seen with that grease monkey beside him. Poor Nicky.
Here we go again ladies and gentlemen. Another damn skirt. As if the first one wasn't bad enough. At least that one was cute. This one's ugly. Damn Kevin, what is up, son?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY!!
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