Sung to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC
NSCRUBS are some guys
That think they're girls
And are also known as homos
Always thinking 'bout what they want
And just kiss each other's ass
So no, I don't want your weiner
No, I don't wanna give you head
And no, I don't wanna meet your mama
Ain't nothing between your legs
No, I don't want NSCRUBS
NSCRUBS are guys that get head from Brittany
Hanging on the passenger's side
Of their mama's ride
Tryin to be Backstreet
Chris is checkin Lance
Wanna get in Joey's pants
But he know's he'll make JC jealous
Cause he wants to bust a cap and get inside his ass
And try on Justin's dress.
So no, I don't want your weiner
No, I don't wanna give you head
And no, I don't wanna meet your mama
Ain't nothing between your legs
No, I don't want NSCRUBS
NSCRUBS are guys that get head from Brittany
Hanging on the passenger's side
Of their mama's ride
Tryin to be Backstreet
So if you put things in the out hole
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~
If your lifestyle is homo
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~
If you got a thing for Leonardo
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~
Wanna get with me with homosexuality
oh noooo
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