Written by: Katy (kevvy32@yahoo.com) and Heather (boogie_bee@yahoo.com)
Sung to the tune of Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca"
She's into exotic dancing
Backseats and stripping off
I feel a premonition
She'll get some breast implants, come on
She's into Jonathan Davis
Did you see the VMA's?
She's got her face expressions
That are worse than Brittney Spears
You can watch her take her clothes off
And go dancing on the stage
She already lives a slutty life
And definatly has no shame
Like a prostitute from Spain, alright
Lip sync, dance half nude
Her favorite game is strip poka
Her singing voice is crude
Her vocal talent is a joka
Her lips are swollen shut
She lives all her clients broka
She will get worn out
Playin all that strip poka
Her vocal talents are a joka
She leaves all her clients broka
She woke up in New York City
In a fancy, clean hotel
She gave him head and he gave her money
Then she had her record deal
She says she's a Genie in a Bottle
Gotta rub her the right way
But deep down inside she know's
She'll take it anyway
No matter what the pay, come on
Lip sync, dance half nude
Her favorite game is strip poka
Her singing voice is crude
Her vocal talent is a joka
Her lips are swollen shut
She lives all her clients broka
She will get worn out
Playin all that strip poka
Her vocal talents are a joka
She leaves all her clients broka