Unpretty

Written By:Katy (kevvy32@yahoo.com)

Sung to the tune of TLC's "Unpretty"

I wish I could smother you in plastic
Do you think I'm joking?
I was told you were beautiful
What the hell were they smoking?
Look into the mirror what do you see?
An Elvira look-alike
Say you wanna be a freak today?

Your outsides are gross
And your brain is air
How could he have ever looked
Past your scraggly hair?
He tried different hoes
But you're all the same
At the end of the day he has his self to blame
AJ's trippin

He can wash your hair if you won't
You need to fix your nose cause I said so
Must you use all the make-up
That man can make
But if..
You can look beside you
Find out who's in your bed
Betcha felt kinda kewl givin' AJ head
You're so damn unpretty
I guess I'd feel unpretty too....
*if he gave me money*

Never into hooches till he met you
Wasn't that stupid?
Never really liked big fat hoes
He's just a little too skinny
Why does he look to all these whores
To keep him happy
Maybe get rid of you
And then he'll get back to me, hey

Your outsides are gross
And your brain is air
How could he have ever looked
Past your scraggly hair?
He tried different hoes
But you're all the same
At the end of the day he has his self to blame
AJ's trippin

He can wash your hair if you won't
You need to fix your nose cause I said so
Must you use all the make-up
That man can make
But if..
You can look beside you
Find out who's in your bed
Betcha felt kinda kewl givin' AJ head
You're so damn unpretty
I guess I'd feel unpretty too....
*if he gave me money*

Email: kevvy32@yahoo.com