STUPID PEOPLE
And then there are the stupid ICQ users (rolls her eyes).
Do any of them see the little signs beside your name..I mean do they really need an explanation of what they mean......lets help them with this URL shall we...
for example:
N/A means Not Available..not maybe it doesn't really refer to me.
DND means Do Not Disturb..not gee I wonder what they are doing I'll just ask.
AWAY means AWAY how simple ..not I wonder if they are really there...I'll just send a message anyway.
Oh but the worst is the one that will send you a message when you are available and say "Hi are you there?"...well DUH...this is what goes thru your mind..oooOO (Well if I weren't here my name wouldn't be on your bloody list now would it or else I'd have one of the above signs on my name!!!!!)
Maybe we could add them to this list of stupid people in the following joke....
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just
say, "I'm Stupid."
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never
mind.
I didn't see
your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to
California.
Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck
in our driveway.
My
friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our
stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes
it takes.
Here's your
sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy
of mine, we pulled
his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol
stringer of bass and this
idiot on the dock goes,
"Hey, y'all catch all them
fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em
into giving up.
Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the
Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And
there's only one way to
test it.
"All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit
on, it looks good.. They
want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you
tell us if it hurts when
they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign.
I don't wanna lose
it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations.
The attendant walks
out, looks at my
truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
"Tire go
flat?"
I couldn't
resist.
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and
those other three
just swelled right up on me.
and again he said to
me, "The heat will do
that to them."
I looked at him and said, "Here's
your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A
guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45
minutes.
We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and
grabs the exhaust pipe, then
goes,
"Darn that's hot!"
See? If he'd just been wearing his sign, I could
have stopped him !!
Send this URL out.... try and help stop stupid people making stupid statements!!
It's enough to make Niko lose his fur!!...
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