Now, you might be wondering why, exactly, I did this. It's a
parody on all those sites where you click 'Don't Go Here!!
and you find a big pic of Macavity glaring at you. You are
then invited to run away before Macavity presumably slices
you into a thousand bits.
Well, I now invite you to run away before those
evil, nasty Jellicles slice you into a thousand bits!