These jokes were sent by Andrew Becker (who has a really cool page!) and were written by his brother

Vizzini - He didn't get run over? Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya - Chicken, I do no' mean to pry, but before you cross the road, you don' by any chance happen to have six feathers on your right han'

Westley - This is a chicken crossing the road - do you think this happens every day?

Count Rugen - Chicken, how does crossing the road make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.

Prince Humperdink - Chicken tracks! I'd bet my life on it. The chicken is alive, or was an hour ago.

Yellin - Chicken? I see no chicken. (Fezzik, tear his arms off.) Oh, you mean THIS chicken.

Max and Valerie - Bye chicken! Have fun crossing the road! You think he'll make it? It would take a miracle. B-bye!

King - The chicken's going to cross the road? Won't that be nice. Hee hee-she kissed me!

Albino - The road. Don't even think about crossing. The cars are far too thick.

Fezzik - Don't go chicken, I mean it. Will you stay and have a peanut?

Buttercup - He will never cross again.