Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend.
Please, please, come closer--Too close, a little too close. There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries. Will not break (taps it on table), will not--(it falls apart)--it broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Ah, still good. Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?

Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back and pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth.  Abu advances on the guards, who retreat in fear. "(Guard 1): He's got a sword!" - "(Guard 2): You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!" Abu sets the sword down gently, then runs.

 
(Abu dips over the edge and looks at the proprietor. "Proprietor: (To passing crowd) Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing." (Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention.) "Hey, get your paws off that. "Abu: Blah blah blah!" "Proprietor: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!" (He grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand.) "Abu: Bye bye!" (He zings back up. The proprietor takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this.) "Aladdin: Nice goin' Abu. Breakfast is served."

 
They begin to make their way through the room when the Carpet rises off the floor and begins following them.  Abu gets the feeling they're being followed.)  "Abu: Huh? (He turns, and the Carpet lies flat on the floor.  He continues, and the Carpet begins to follow again.  Again, Abu turns back, but the Carpet is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure.  Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg.)  "Abu: Aladdin! Aladdin!"  "Aladdin: Abu, will ya knock it off?" (Again the Carpet follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side.  It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu's tail.  When Abu jumps around, Carpet again goes to the other side.  This time, Abu lands in a karate stance. Carpet reaches down and plucks Abu's hat off, then puts it on himself.  Abu sits thinking for a second, until Carpet waves a tassel in front of his face.  Abu and Carpet both jump scared, and run away.  Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the Carpet.)  "Aladdin: Abu, what are you--crazy?" (The Carpet peeks out from behind a pile of treasure.)  "Aladdin: A magic carpet! C'mon. C'mon out. I'm not gonna hurt you."  (The Carpet slowly comes out, shyly, then picks up Abu's hat and dusts it off.  It flies over to Aladdin and hands the hat to Abu next to him.  Abu screeches, and jumps onto Aladdin's shoulder.)  "Aladdin: Take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite." (The Carpet again picks up Abu's hat and hands it to him.  Abu shakes his fist and screeches at it.  Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly.")  "Aladdin: Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us."  (Carpet looks back, excited.  It then flies over and wraps around the pair.)  "Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp." (Carpet motions for them to follow it.)  "I think he knows where it is."

 
(Abu grabs Aladdin's head and covers his eyes.)
"Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic!" (He pulls Abu off his head and sees they are flying into a wall.) "Start panicking."

 
Abu turns into an elephant.  Carpet struggles to get out from under Abu's size 46 feet.)  "Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!"
(Abu sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where Abu hangs on and looks at Aladdin upside down.)

 
Abu struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same.