Wild Willy is an Expert on Everything
His specialty is CB radios, but he can also fix:Ham radios, Televisions, vcrs, stereo equipment, computers, microwaves, sinks, stoves, washers, dryers, automobiles, motorcycles, Kenworths, Peterbuilts, planes, trains, bridges, NASA space shuttles, top secret CIA spy equipment, and much more.
Wild Willy’s busy schedule does not allow him to always be at the store or fix your radio personally. Wild Willy employs two high-class techs, known as Porkchop and River Rat.
Porkchop and River Rat
Wild Willy’s Wattage Cottage is located in the Glorious State of West Virginia. The Wattage Cottage is located off of Interstate 70 near the TA Truck Stop. There are times when we have to move.
We move a lot
Our CB radios are so powerful that we have had to move several times due to fire!
Here are some pictures of our previous locations :
This was after Willy installed a 2.5 KW (2500 watts) mod on a Galaxy 99. Porkchop forgot to tell him that he was hooked up to a crappy Antron 99 and it couldn't handle the power.
River Rat got gasoline too close to a 500 Watt Cobra 25 while Willy was tuning it
Porkchop spilled his Busch close to a transmitting Cobra with the 1 KW (1000 watts) mod. He almost got fired for that one.
As you can tell, our radios are very powerful. They are so powerful that they have also made trucks explode!Pics here:
This guy got the wigged out Wild Willy Sooper Mod® special
This fella got the Get down like James Brown mod®
Wild Will does the golden screwdriver turnin' and plier pullin' so you don't have to! The Wattage Cottage specializes in the following fine modifications and products:The Moditatin', Aggravatin', YEAH COME ON!® MOD - Especially for Galaxy radios, but will work for many export radios. This mod gives you a guaranteed 2.5 Kilowatt output for many export radios. If you want to lock it down and give smokey reports world wide, this is the mod for you. - $450.00
The Big Bubba® - The 1 KW Cobra 29. Guaranteed 1000 watt output, for the guy who wants to control the channel because he can't control anything else in his life - $250.00
The Little Lady® - The 500 watt Cobra 25 - For the person who can not or does not want to walk and talk with the big boys. Not recommended for men - $150.00
The Cobra 29 Turbo® - Ever hear those drivers on 19 ratchetjawin' about the Turbo mods they got done in their radio? You guessed it, they probably got it done at Willy's. The Wild Willy Turbo mod increases your output power from 50% of what it was before. - $80.00 pic below:
The Cobra 29 Turbo mod completed
The “Get down like James Brown” Mod ®, for any radio- In this mod we rip out the modulation limiter of your radio, (with our special CB pliers) which causes you to walk the dog and kick the cat. - $60.00
The Wild Willy Linear Microphone® - The Wild Willy Linear Microphone® for CB is a special design by Willy. He cannot give out his secret on air or the internet, but if you order one of this fine product you will not be disappointed. Order now and receive a free ski mask to protect your lips from RF burns! - $150.00 , pics below:
Palomar Linear Microphone
Order now and get a free skimask. (Recommended to protect against RF burns)
Wild Willy’s Antennas - Pics coming soonMobile
Wild Willy says that 102 whips are junk and do not tune right. Wild Willy has been working on CB antennas for 30 years, so he knows his stuff.Wild Willy says that what you have to do to get gain out of an antenna is to put a huge coil in it. Willy says the more coils you have, the more your signal shoots out there into skip land.
The Wild Willy SPACE AGED SUPER MEGA COIL ® for CB radio is a special design made for the CBer who does not want a compromise antenna for his mobile operations.
With Wild Willy’s special design, you will have the benefit of knowing you can run 50,000 watts, the same level that many AM broadcast stations use.
The SOOPER DOOPER® - Description soon
BASE
The exactly 36 foot tower for CB® - Wild Willy says that if you get your antenna up too high you cannot get out right. He says that 36 feet will get you to shoot your signal really far out into the skip land. If you are an inch more or less than 36 feet, you will not be moditatin out in skipland. That's why Willy contacted the Army Corps of Engineers to help him design this tower. He really did not need their help and taught them a few things, but the result is a tower that is exactly 36 foot tower. - $625.00The Wiltron 101® - The Antron 99 is junk. This is because the radiator is all wrapped up in fiberglass and cannot reach the skip land right. Wild Willy removes the fiberglass and tapes a 12 AwG wire around an 18 foot bamboo stick. This lets all your signal out so it can moditate all over the place. Also, you notice that the Antron is a 99; the Wiltron is a 101 - $125.00
As you already know, Willy is infallible and an expert on everything. To question his wisdom is sacrilegious, and a crime in many states. If you question him in his store, he will throw you out on your head and give you a gravel jacket. Nevertheless, for the purposes of this website he is allowing you to email him questions, so that he may share his knowledge.
73'S FROM THE WATTAGE COTTAGE
