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Sincerely,
Garth & Jared
***Welcome to our home page. Viewer discretion is advised: What you are about to read will most likely lower your IQ by a minimum of 10 points. And remember "en Espanol" we are not available. Los ciento.***
Table of contents:
1.) J&G’s guide to dating
2.) J&G’s best poetry
3.) The boy who wanted to learn some new words
4.) Jack Schitt
5.) Making Chicken Cake
6.) What Not to Name Your Dog
7.) Suntan
8.) No More Cursing
9.) Grover, The PimpThis document contains strong sexual content viewer descression is advised.
10.) ManSon FoR PreSidEnt
11.) Trojan Condom Company
12.) The Ballad of The Bobbit Hillbillies
13.) The Shit List
14.) J&G's Soap This is a new document produced by J&G and we would like to know what you think because we are thinking about creating a sequal and wanna know if that is what our audience would like.
15.) J&G On Milk
This really dosn't have any thing to do with our page but here you go i think it is kind of funny let us know what you think
16.) J&G's Inventions
17.) J&G's Tips
18.) What am I????
Now Jared and I would like to say thanx for stopping by our page and remember we are constantly adding things to it so come back again. Our page was made to represent the Anarchist Cookbook 2000.
And be sure to check out our LiNXpage. And if you feel like chatting go to the J&G Chat Palace
Sincerely,
Maestro & LS
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