No More Cursing

No More Cursing



_________________________________________________________________ |8.) No More Cursing________________________________________ by J&G|

Cursing will no longer be allowed

OLD PHRASE----->NEW PHRASE

1. No fucking way!----->I'm not certain that's feasible.

2. You've gotta be shitting me----->Really?

3. Tell someone who gives a fuck----->Perhaps you should check with...

4. Ask me if I give a fuck----->Of course I'm concerned

5. It's not my fucking problem----->I wasn't involved in that project

6. What the fuck...?----->Interesting behavior

7. Fuck it it wont work----->I'm not sure I can implement this

8. Why the fuck didn't they tell me this sooner----->I'll try to schedule that

9. When the fuck do they expect me to do this?----->Perhaps I can work late

10. Who the fuck cares?----->Are you sure it's a problem

11. He's got his head up his ass----->He's not familiar with the problem

12. Eat Shit----->You don't say

13. Eat shit and die----->Excuse me?

14. Eat shit and die motherfucker----->Excuse me sir?

15. What the fuck do they want from my life?----->They weren't happy with it

16. Kiss my ass----->So you'd like my help with it?

17. Fuck it I'm on salary.----->I'm a bit overloaded at the moment

18. Shove it up you ass------>I don't think you understand

19. This job sucks----->I love a challenge

20. Who the hell died and made you boss?----->You want me to take care of this

21. Blow me------>I see

22. Blow Yourself----->Do you see?

23. Another fucking meeting----->Yes, we should discuss this

24. I really don't give a shit------>I don't think it will be a problem

25. He's fucking retarded----->He's confused

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