- Asking:
1.) Stand on her feet so she can’t run away.
2.) Then before asking make sure you haven’t bathed in weeks. Latter claim you B.O. is actually Michele Jordan’s new cologne. (you cant tell the difference.)
3.) Then ask her to go out with you. Say you are a roadie for Billy Ray Cirus. (women love that. Remember country kix ass.)
*in case of turn down:
1.) Scream "No I will not make out with you" (to make her look like a fool which she obviously is if she is turning you down after taking the above steps.)
2.) Start rumors that she is actually a guy who blows goats. (say you have proof.)
When she says yes:
1.) Tell her you already made reservations at Mc Donald’s. (make sure you get the seat with Ronald McDonald.)
Picking her up:
1.) Have your mom drive you to her house in you old 1946 rusted out Ford.
2.) Bring a present. (you could always bring flowers or candy but now-a days girls don’t like that they think it is old fashioned.) A pocket protector is what I always take but if you are a big spender you could go for the ever popular ant farm or even a state of the art flea circus
3.) Have mom stall car to insure lengthy make out time.
Dinner:
1.) Order for her and yourself. Make sure to order the most expensive thing they have and then offer to let her pay.
2.) During dinner conversation try to impress her by saying you lost your virginity at age 8 to your 58 year old grandma. (women find incest as a great dinner topic.)
3.) Show her that your coordination is at its peek by constantly making disgustingly goofy armpit sounds.
After Dinner:
1.) After Dinner to show your brut strength kick all of the little kids out of the play place so u and your date can have it all to your selves.
2.) Then to show your caring side let her go first on the slide.
3.) *Very important* don't play too long in there you don't want to leave your mom waiting in thecar for ever.
Saying Goodnight: 1.) Walk her to the door with your had on her ass & for the rest just use your imagination.....
