J&G's Best Poetry

________________________________________________________________ |2.) J&G’s Best Poetry______________________________________ by J&G| Season Greetings Moneys short times are hard, So hears your fucking Christmas card. T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, Every one felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whore house, dad smoken grass, I just settles down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I see this big dick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell. Filling our stockings with pretzels & beer, And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he flew up the chimney with a thunderous fart, The son-of-a-bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight, Piss on all of you and have a hell of a night. . . . . . . . . One Dark Night One dark night when the moon was bright, Two dead men set out to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, Pulled out there swords and shot eachother. And if you don't believe this tale is true, Ask the blind man he saw it too. Through a hole in the barb wire fence . . . . . . . . TYSON Some people think Mike is a B.A. But my personal opinion is that he is fucking gay. His squeaky ass voice really pisses me off, And it seems like there is always some big thing in the back of his throught to make him cough. He sounds like Michael Jackson maybe he should start to sing And he has such great fucking taste, for instance Don King. Don King's hair looks like he tried to fuck a light socket, And the bitch can talk a lot of shit but cant walk it. It would be cool to see his body torn apart and left in a ditch, But it would be just as good to see him go to prison to become some big buff guys bitch. Tysons excuse for "the Biting" is he kept getting hit in the head, But at least now Tyson has been well fed.

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