The following view points and modifications sprung from our deepest most tantalizing, and nerve wrenching thoughts don't necessarily represent our beliefs and veiws to the below issues, so please don't take offense, we are not sexist, believe me everything is in pure fun, we respect women devinly in real life, this page is not a reflection of our real everyday life. HAPPY READING!!!!!
1. Never date a girl if she has less hair than you.
2. Never go out with a woman who's stomache sticks out farther than her tits.
3. If your girlfriend has gotten more pussy than you, there is something seriously wrong!
4. Never date a male, society has diluted your mind into thinking that it is ok, but trust me it's not!
5. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TYRA BANKS SHE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Never sleep with relatives!
7. If you are a skinny white homosexual male never visit to Compton!, you will not make it back alive!
8. If you are a male over the age of 10, and don't know won last years super bowl then you are doomed to a long, hard life of homosexuality, sorry!
9. If your girlfriend's cammel toes stick out farther than your chub, move on to smaller and better things.
10.If you are a male and you are a legal adult and are sub 120 pounds and have had previous encounters with the law then click here, and see prison use......
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1.Never date a guy that has to lift up his stomache to piss.
2. Never carry a 10''+ inch dildoe in your purse especially to work, sub 10'' is regulation.
3. Obesity and tight clothing don't mix!, not even in the dark!
4. Stop bitchen and moanin about giving birth, it doesn't hurt that bad!
5.If your mate enjoys the creaminess and essential goodness of semen he is clearly not for you!
6. Being a lesbian isn't necessarily a bad thing.
7. What the hell are you doing reading this, get your ass back in the kitchen where you belong!
8. Admit it, for you gal's crying is not a weakness it is a weopen, and a very powerful one at that!
9. Squatting to pee is a right not a privilage.
10. If you are tougher than your man give him a good, healthy ass kicking for all the women out there!
1. Playing guess who with a blind man gets old fast!
2. Pets do not make good lovers, especially goldfish!
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4. Never try to drown a fish, been there, done that it doesn't work!
5. Cannibolism is not good, and Hannibal Lechter is not a model citizen!
6.Boys and girls always remember to never be alone with Michael Jackson he will give you an unpleasant experience, the same goes for Marv Albert.
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8. In an attempt to ensure better gifts do not proceed to commit ausotomy on your grandfather! I am sure it would work, but it still is wrong!
9. Yes, drinking urine is wrong, even if it is your own!
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11. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, a coincidence? Hell no it's not! An a coincidence not recognized by many, but we thought it would be proper to point that fact out to you!
12. Never, i mean never go out on a date with the same sex as partners!
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14. Incest is not an up and coming fad! Do not try to establish it!
15. If your happy and you know it clap your hands!
16. Premature ejaculation is not a blessing it is a curse.
17. Yes, 6 was afraid of seven because 7, 8 , 9!
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The San Francisco 49ers are the best team in the NFL!
19. Don't forget number 18!!!!!
20. Don't forget to sign our guestbook before you leave!!!