When God made the Trucker
When the Lord was creating Truck Drivers, he was into his sixth day of
overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order?"
" A truck driver has to be able to drive 10-12 hours per day, through
any type of weather, on any type of road, know the highway traffic laws of
48 states and 10 provinces, he has to be ready and able to unload 40,000
lbs of cargo after driving thru the night, sleep in areas of cities and
towns that the police refuse to patrol."
" He has to be able to live in his truck 24 hours a day 7 days a week for
weeks on end, offer first aid and motorist assistance to his fellow
travellers, meet just in time schedules, and still maintain an even and
controlled composure when all around him appear to have gone mad."
" He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black
coffee and half-eaten meals; he has to have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands... no way."
It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's
the three pairs of eyes a driver has to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. The Lord nodded. "
One pair that sees the herd of deer in the thickets 3 miles away"
"Another pair here in the side of his head for the blind spots that
motorists love to hide in; and another pair of eyes here in front that
can look reassuringly at the bleeding victim of a drunk driver that
crashed into his ICC bumper at 70MPH and say,
"You'll be all right ma'am,' when he knows it isn't so."
" Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this
tomorrow." " I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can
drive 650 miles a day, without incident and can raise a family of five
without ever seeing them, on 30 cents a mile.
The angel circled the model of the truck driver very slowly, "Can it
think?" she asked.
"You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the elements of every HAZMAT
load invented; recite Federal Motor Carrier Regulations rules and regs in
its sleep; deliver, pickup, be a father, offer timely advice to
strangers, search for missing children, defend a woman's or children's
rights, get 8 hours of good rest on the street and raise a family of Law
respecting citizens, without ever going home ... and still it keeps its
sense of humor."
"This driver also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with
delivery and pickup areas created from scenes painted in hell, coax a
lumper to actually work for his money, comfort an accident victim's
family, and then read in the daily paper how truck drivers are nothing
more than killers on wheels and have no respect for the rights of others
while using the nations highways."
Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the
driver. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were
trying to put too much into this model."
"That's not a leak," said the lord, "it's a tear."
"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.
"It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to
that funny piece of cloth called the flag, for justice, for the family
without its father."
"You're a genius," said the angel.
The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there."
I don't know who wrote this but if anyone one knows please let me know and I will give them full credit. This is so true. I challenge you as you go through your day to look at everything and think about and pray for the trucker who made sure that it was there for you as you needed it. I can't think of anything that a trucker somewhere has not contributed to its being there, from the car you drive, the food you eat to the house you live in. Somehow it got from there to here and I wonder how!!
God bless the men and women who sacrifice so that we can have.
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