Survey Response (with parenthetic commentary by me, but not much of it)
Name: Christopher Wong
E-mail address: ssjvijitto@hotmail.com
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Sex: Male
Birthdate: June 1, 1984
Homepage: n/a
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Religion: Atheist
Age: 16
Favourite Letter: c [C is a good letter, I've always liked it.]
Favourite Number: 13
Favourite Color: Emerald green
Favourite Musical Instrument: Flute [Flutes also rule.]
Favourite Band, Artist or Musical Group: Bush
Favourite Song: Hanging by a moment, by lifehouse [Lindsey pointed out that she considered Hanging By A Moment to be one of the very best love songs on an unrelated conversation.]
Favourite Movie: Top Gun
Favourite Actor/Actress: Jim Carrey
Favourite Album: Eric Clapton: 24 nights
Favourite Video Game: Shining Force
Favourite Food: Beef in Black Bean sauce
Favourite Chocolate Bar: Snickers
Favourite Other Junk Food: Fuzzy Peaches
Favourite Beverage: Milk
Favourite Website: ign.com
Favourite Writing Utensil: Pen
Number of buttons on keyboard: 104
Favourite Children's Television Program: Zaboomafoo
Favourite Television Program: Dragon Ball Z
Favourite Hot Drink: Hot Chocolate
Favourite Christmas Carol: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Favourite way of spelling 'favorite': favourite
Favourite National Flag: Japan
If you were told you could build a large skyscraper out of any single solid substance, what would it be?: Aluminum
Preferred Musical Genre: Alternative
Preferred Musical Medium: CD's
Favourite Power Ranger: The original Red Ranger
Do take cream or sugar in your coffee and/or tea?: Honey in tea
If you were locked in a chamber by a terrorist group and were told that you had six months to compose a song on the instrument of your choice, what would it be?: Flute
When you hear 'forward this message to the muscatel' what comes to mind: Send this message to the musical director, or something similar to.
Preferred state of mind: Cheerful
Right-handed, left-handed or ambidextrous: Right handed
Do you believe that colors are interpreted differently by different people?: Only if they are color blind. Colors are too widly known and taught for it to be otherwise.
If we could use apple peels as a powerful new fuel provided people would recycle them, would you bother to peel them before you ate them and deliver the peel to a local recycling plant?: No. I like the peel
When you hear 'ghork buttons' what comes to mind: Some fantasy minded creature whose button is in your presence
Do you actually own a lot of clothing with the same hue as your favourite colour: No
f the sun exploded would we be knocked out of orbit: No, we would die.
If the moon exploded would we be knocked out of orbit? If not, what would happen: We would not because our orbit is related to the sun. We would lose tides and have mass devastation on earth
Please explain why this wolf is confused: He can't seem to understand the time. I believe it has to do with the childrens game of wolf thingy. He turns around and chases the kids when it's lunch time
Which musical band or group do you think has the best name: Aerosmith
Do you find Post-it notes useful: in some instances.
What is the best way to sharpen a pencil: an electric pencil sharpener.
Is a whiteboard really an improvement over a traditional black chalkboard: They are less messy and don't allow chalk to run and such, but they can smell bad depending on the marker used, but in all, yes
Can you think of a more effective way to present data to large groups of people: TV
If you were to put Hitler, Gandhi, Mike Tyson and an angry Jew in an isolated chamber unarmed for several hours, who would come out alive: Tyson, because Ghandi wouldn't fight, hitler would be killed by the jew, tyson would realize his predicament and kill the other two remaining.
Can you think of any good reason why they don't develop everyday staplers and holepunchers that will go through more than five sheets at a time: The stapler would be too powerful, and the holepuncher would have to be mechanincal becuase everday people couldn't handle it.
Suppose you worked at a children's entertainment venue known as 'Ton of Fun.' If the evil soulless manager decided to disassociate herself from the franchise and change the name to 'Let's Play' would you approve?: Hell no. She should burn in the eternal hell that is her home.
What is your father's name: Barry
What is your mother's name: Marilyn
Provided you have any siblings what are their names: Nathaniel, Cassandra, and Rebekah
Favourite angle: 180 degrees
Do you find biblical history interesting: not really, it's too...biblical
Do you find actual documented history interesting: not particularly
Do current events interest you: no
How about palm readers: no
If they got some freakish gypsy to read the palms of random people on the street and then report the future on a televised newscast in the style of a basic CNN journalist, would you watch the news more often?: Probably not
Can you think of two brands of pencil sharpeners: I don't know any
What do you think your theme song is: Letting the cables sleep, by bush
What do you think is the most irrational federal law: Censorship (it's federal, right?)
Do you know the fourth decimal digit in pi: 3.141596
Do you sometimes confuse the Spice Girls with the Seven Dwarves: No
What do you think is the most intelligent basic keyboard character to begin an internet screen name with: Z
Do you truly understand the purpose of underwear: It provides an extra layer of comfort
Favourite Element: Phosphorous (off the top of my head)
Favourite word: epiphany
Least Favourite Word: cunt
When you hear 'diamond fungus' and the amazing cheese monkeys: diamonds and monkeys eating cheese
What is the most impressive thing to see on someone's wall: Paintings
Do you prefer the 24-hour clock as opposed to the AM and PM system: 24 hour clock
What does symbolism mean for you: Using things to help represent something else
Do you still feel safe associating with the author of this survey: Quite
Favourite board game: The game of life
Do you see the logic in Fahrenheit: No, celsius works fine. Two makes things confusing
One word to describe yourself: Imperfect
Picture this: A short guy your age stands opposite to you on a sidewalk. He looks very sad and deprived of sleep. The grass along each side of the sidewalk is a lush green and there is a single tree, a large tree, providing some shade over the sidewalk. You look at the boy and he looks back at you, then bursting into tears. He buries his face in his palms and refuses to look back up at you. He stops crying for a moment, just for a moment, to look up at you. His cheeks are tearstained on on either side and his eyes are still watering. He holds his gaze, but drops to his knees. You look down upon him and he begins to cry harder, collapsing into a small curled up ball on the sidewalk. He cries harder and harder with his head between his knees rocking back and forth. Everytime he looks back at you he quickly turns away and cries again. You don't know him. You have never seen him before. But he cries because he can't be like you. He thinks you are beautiful. What do you do?
Tell him I'm not all he thinks I'm cracked up to be. Or just walk away because I don't know him, it's not my problem and I shouldn't really care, since I'm selfish and odd.
