Your e-mail address:
Location (Preferably City, State/Province, Country format):
Sex: Male Female
Birthdate: January February March April May June July August September October November December 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 1925 1926 1927 1928 1929 1930 1931 1932 1933 1934 1935 1936 1937 1938 1939 1940 1941 1942 1943 1944 1945 1946 1947 1948 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1954 1955 1956 1957 1958 1959 1960 1961 1962 1963 1964 1965 1966 1967 1968 1969 1970 1971 1972 1973 1974 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001
Homepage (if not applicable, N/A will do just fine):
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini] Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn on the cusp of nothing Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn .
Favourite Color:
Favourite Musical Instrument:
Favourite Band, Artist or Musical Group:
Favourite Song (Try and answer this one as clearly as possible. I get confused when people list forty-seven different tunes):
Favourite Movie:
Favourite Actor/Actress:
Favourite Album (preferably musical, but if there's a photo album you really like, feel free):
Favourite Video Game (this does include computer games, of course):
Favourite Food:
Favourite Chocolate Bar:
Favourite Other Junk Food:
Favourite Beverage (I consider slurpees and most pre-packaged pudding a beverage):
Favourite Website:
Favourite Writing Utensil (pen, pencil, paintbrush, urine, etc.):
Number of buttons on your keyboard (Sorry to make you count, but keep in mind this includes any obtrusive object that can be pushed):
Favourite Children's Television Program:
Favourite Television Program (could conceivably be the same answer as above):
Favourite hot drink (Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Urine, etc.):
Favourite Christmas carol:
Favourite way of spelling "favorite": favourite (most common) favorite (the nonconformist Americans)
Favourite national flag (that you can think of. Don't go researching flags or anything):
If you were told you could build a large skyscraper out of any single solid substance, what would it be?
Preferred musical genre:
Preferred musical medium (CDs, cassettes, vinyl, rock and roll 45's, etc.):
Favourite Power Ranger (you'd better answer this! And don't just leave it blank because I told you not to. It's not cool, ok?):
Do you take cream and/or sugar in your coffee and/or tea?
If you were locked in a chamber by a terrorist group and were told that you had six months to compose a song on the instrument of your choice or else they would kill you, what would it be?
When you hear "forward this message to the muscatel" what comes to mind?
Preferred state of mind:
I'm not sure what it's called. Hand orientation? I don't know. Just answer the question: Right-handed. Left-handed. Ambidextrous.
Do you believe that colors are interpreted differently by different people? (eg. My green could actually be your red, etc.) Yes. No. Only if you're color blind! Duh! (translation: I don't understand the question)
If we could use apple peels as a powerful new fuel provided people would recycle them, would you bother to peel them before you ate them and deliver the peel to a local recycling plant? Yes. No.
When you hear "ghork buttons," what comes to mind?
Do you actually own a lot of clothing with the same hue as your favourite color, as mentioned above? Yes. No.
If the sun exploded, would we be knocked out of orbit?
If the moon exploded, would we be knocked out of orbit? If not, what would happen?
Please explain why this wolf is confused:
What musical band or group do you think has the best name?
Do you find Post-it® notes useful? Yes. No.
What is the best way to sharpen a pencil?
Is a whiteboard really an improvement over a traditional chalkboard?
Can you think of a more effective way to present data to a large amount of people?
If you were to put Hitler, Gandhi, Mike Tyson and an angry Jew in an isolated chamber unarmed for several hours, who would come out alive? Hitler Gandhi Mike Tyson The angry Jew.
Can you think of any good reasons why they don't develop staplers and holepunchers that don't go through more than five sheets of paper at a time?
What is your father's name?
What is your mother's name?
Provided you have any siblings, what are their names?
Favourite angle? (i.e. 275º, 90º, etc.)
Do you find biblical history interesting? Yes. No.
Do you find actual documented history interesting? Yes. No.
Do current events interest you? Yes. No.
How about palm readers? Yes. No.
If they got some freakish gypsy to read the palms of random people on the street and then report the future on a televised newscast in the style of a basic CNN journalist, would you watch the news more often?
Can you think of two brands of pencil sharpeners? (I've got a specific two in mind, here)
What do you think your theme song is?
What do you think is the most irrational law?
Do you know the fourth decimal digit in pi? Yes. No.
If so, what is it? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Do you sometimes confuse the Spice Girls with the Seven Dwarves? Yes. No.
What do you think is the most intelligent keyboard character to begin a screen name with?
Do you truly understand the purpose of underwear? If so, can you please explain it to me?
Favourite Element on the Periodic Table?
If you don't have it memorized, then how do you know?
Favourite Word:
Least Favourite Word:
When you hear "diamond fungus and the amazing cheese monkeys" what comes to mind?
What is the most impressive thing to see on someone's wall? (Certificates, Paintings, Urine, etc.):
Do you prefer the 24-hour clock as opposed to the system using AM and PM? Yes. No.
What does symbolism mean to you?
How did you find this godforsaken website?
Favourite board game:
Do you see the logic in Fahrenheit? Yes. No.
If so, can you please explain this to me, as well?
Please use one word to describe yourself (Everyone always thinks this is so hard to do, but it's not. Just think for awhile. Think of some words and pick one that seems to stand out. It's not that hard):
Picture this: A short guy your age stands opposite to you on a sidewalk. He looks very sad and deprived of sleep. The grass along each side of the sidewalk is a lush green and there is a single tree, a large tree, providing some shade over the sidewalk. You look at the boy and he looks back at you, then bursting into tears. He buries his face in his palms and refuses to look back up at you. He stops crying for a moment, just for a moment, to look up at you. His cheeks are tearstained on either side and his eyes are still watering. He holds his gaze, but drops to his knees. You look down upon him and he begins to cry harder, collapsing into a small curled up ball on the sidewalk. He cries harder and harder with his head between his knees rocking back and forth. Everytime he looks back at you he quickly turns away and cries again. You don't know him. You have never seen him before. But he cries because he can't be like you. He thinks you are beautiful. What do you do?
