Quotes

PREMIERE

• Crichton-"Where are you guys? Where's...Earth. What the? Uh Kenaveral? That's big. That's really big."
• Zhaan-"Pilot, does Moya know where we are?" Pilot-"Yes, of course, we're someplace...else. I'll get back to you on the specifics."
• Zhaan-"How old are you?" D'Argo-"30 cycles." Zhaan-"Hm, you are but a boy." D'Argo-"I am not, I am a Luxan warrior. I have seen two battle campaigns." Zhaan-"Only two?"
• Crichton-"Ah please, let it all be a dream. A very bad, very...twisted dream."
• Zhaan-"It's time for us to eat." Crichton-"Eat what?"
• Crichton-"Boy was Spielburg ever wrong. Close encounters my ass."
• Aeryn-"What is that?" Crichton-"That's cutting edge technology." Aeryn-"We're taking mine."
• Crichton-"Freeze. Don't move or I'll fill you full of...little yellow bolts of light."
• Crichton-"Can you get me away from here?" D'Argo-"What?" Crichton-"Can you get me off this rock, away from these overance rent-a-cops, away from Crais? And we take her, too." D'Argo-"What? Never. I will take you, you are managable, but she..." Crichton-"If she stays, we all stay." Aeryn-"No, I will not come with you." Crichton-"You've been irreversably contaminated, remember?" D'Argo-"It means death." Aeryn-"It is my duty, my breeding. Since birth, it's what I am." Crichton-"You can be more."
• Crichton-"Hey dad, it worked, D.K.'s and my theory. It actually worked, sort of. Look, I know this is crazy, I mean, you're never gonna get this message, but I just wanted to let you know I'm alive. Don't know where I am. Technicaly, I don't know how I got here, but I'm not gonna stop trying to get home. And there's life out here dad, wierd, amazing, psychotic life. And, uh, in...technicolor. Hey dad, you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I got em now."

EXODUS FROM GENESIS

• Crichton as he spits dentic out-"It's kinda minty."
• Zhaan-"Peacekeeper, its a scout ship, Crais's eyes and ears." Aeryn-"And claws. It's a Marauder, 5 man crew, highest level of training, success measured by body count."
• Crichton-"Look, you're not in this alone. Everybody onboard has had their lives derailed from what they were gonna be, should be. We're stuck together, and as long as we are, we should be.." Aeryn-"What? Family? Friends? I want neither." Crichton-"Well,, somebody's gotta be there when you need 'em." Aeryn-"No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?" Crichton-"Oh, I don't know. Manners, personality, stock tips..."
• Pilot-"It is strange, to be so close to a Peacekeeper I do not fear. That, is a compliment."
• Rygel-"What the yotz was that?" D'Argo-"I was trying to scare whatever's in there." Rygel-"Well it worked!"
• Crichton-"They're making us their home." Rygel-"Then I'm moving."
• Rygel-"I can't stay here for a few more arns. I think this thing is salivating. And my body has functions!"
• Aeryn to Crichton-"You said I'm not alone. A friend would do this for me. Family would do it swiftly."
• Aeryn-"You know, I always thought that lesser lifeforms were useless, just something to be squashed." Crichton-"Ya, it's humbling, when you realize that...you're not talking about the Draks are you? Fine. On behalf of lesser lifeforms everywhere, I accept the, compliment."

BACK AND BACK AND BACK TO THE FUTURE

• Zhaan-"Is something wrong, John?" Crichton-"Something's happening, and I, I feel like I've just been...I'm just gonna get some air." Aeryn-"We have air in here. What is the matter with him?" Zhaan-"He is Crichton."
• As Crichton is having a future flash. Aeryn-"Where is he?" Crichton-"Who?" Aeryn-"D'Argo. Is he still acting like Verell and Matala's personal servant?" Just after future flash. Crichton-"Personal...that's new." Aeryn-"Where is he?" Crichton-"Who?" Aeryn-D'Argo. Is he still acting like Verell and Matala's personal servant?" Crichton gives Aeryn a blank look. Aeryn-"Did you hear me?" Crichton-"Ya, I heard you fine. Twice." Aeryn-"You are very odd Crichton."
• D-Argo-"Do you mock me?" Crichton-"D'Argo, I mock all of us."

PK TECH GIRL

• Crichton-"So what is it with the Zelbinion?" D'Argo-"It is the most feared ship in the Peacekeeper armada. "Crichton-"Ya, well clearly somebody didn'g get that message."
• Crichton-"I can't believe you lived on a ship like this, your whole life." Aeryn-"When you told me endless tales of you home, you spoke of forests and rivers and valleys, well, I was thinking of walls not unlike these." Crichton-"I'm sure it looks better with carpeting."
• D'Argo-"This ship is legendary, even in my culture. It was thought invincable." Crichton-"Ya, well, just ask Leonardo Decaprio. Even the big ones go down."
• Crichton-"Wait. What about this console? The lights are still on." Aeryn-"Someone has regenerated communications." Crichton-"Recently? Or do you guys have, like, the best car battery of all time?"
• Crichton-"They spit fire? How come nobody tells me this stuff? How come nobody tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!"
• Crichton-"Listen gasshole! You kill us, you kill yourself." Lomus-"You had your chance to retreat." Crichton-"Come a little closer then. Lets just find out what happens when these two pannels touch!"
• Aeryn after killing Sheyang-"Sorry about the mess."
• D'Argo-"I'm sorry you are leaving. My officers are drawing up plans to retaliate." Tuerac-"I doubt so. You had nothing, but you used it well."
• Zhaan-"You were magnificent D'Argo." D'Argo-"With or without your assistance." Zhaan-"In spite of it."
• Crichton-"Hey." Aeryn-"A greeting I shall never understand." Crichton-"It's kind of all purpose. Lets the other person decide what they want to talk about." Aeryn-"What if they don't want to talk?" Crichton-"Then they say hey back." Aeryn-"Hey." Crichton- "Now the first person that doesn't want to talk, can be trumped if the other person realizes that they need to. Hey." Aeryn-"I hate being ambushed." Crichton-"Well, you got him in the end. That's all that counts." Aeryn-"I wasn't talking about the Sheyangs."

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY, AGAIN

• Crichton-"It's been three days, he still can't be freakin' like that." Aeryn-"It's Luxan Hyper Rage. It doesn't just go away." Zhaan-"You were wize to hide as you did." Aeryn- "D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days, but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice." Rygel snickers. Crichton- "Shut up. It comes natural when you got that raging after you."
• Crichton-"Sebaceans right? Sebaceans? Always good to see family." Aeryn-"Family? No. these are common laborers, a distant cousin species at best." Crichton-"Kissin' me cousins, just like humans and Sebaceans." Aeryn chuckles-"Yes, well. The day they prove that is the day I let Palmerlian Meat Hounds tear all the fleash from my bones."
• Crichton-"This is the end of Hyper Rage? I get hugged to death?"
• Aeryn-"D'Argo, have you been laboring?" D'Argo-"I have." Aeryn-"What is wrong with you?"
• Crichton-"My boy D'Argo, into the promised land." Aeryn-"Yes, and he's left his brain behind."
• Aeryn-"She gives me a woody." Crichton gives her a strange look. Aeryn-"A woody, its a human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, they give you..." Crichton-"Willies! She gives you the willies!"