Vell I guess I can tell you the truth. I'm not really Jeremy, I'm a Elovin from the planet V's. It is a planet always out of Earth's view, so don't look for it. I am reasearching your planet and lookin for good specimans to take back to teach my planet more. My mission home is on December 9th 1998. Me has decided not to stay on your planet, cuz tiz a very cruel one. But me has a big ship and vill take certain people home vith me. Still have a few things do accomplish before I leave, like save a turkey and kill a chicken, oh and not to forget meet Myra. My secret must remain unknown, so please don't let it get out. Or V's vill have to conquer your planet.
Actually that vasn't true at all, I just thought that vould be more interesting then the real truth about me.
The truth about Travis
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