"He looks like a long-haired near sighted monster with a guitar."
"The power is inside of you. Nobody can give it to you...and nobody can take it away."
"Behind every dark cloud, there's usually rain."
"Why do I want a house, well you get wet if you live in a parking lot."
"Work hard, play hard, get plenty of roughage in your diet, and someday you'll own this hotel."
"You're evil!"
