Mysterious Attacks

AN: Hey! Only one person responded to my contest featured in "Teen Trapped In Time!" Well, please respond. You may not have much longer.
This story is about mysterious attacks. Duh. Well, like all of my short stories, this is short. Duh. Okay, now the plot is
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Hey, what happened? Oh well. I guess I have to change my story. This is an outakes interview scene, where the characters try to tell how they feel about their parts, but they keep screwing up. It's in script format. Okay? On with it!
Disclaimer: They wouldn't give me the rights, so I guess I don't own digimon. I do own Julia and Walter. Please ask to use them. My standards are pretty lenient, but they aren't absolute zero.

TAI:
Tai: Hi, I'm Tai. Well, I HATE MY PART! I mean, sure, I don't get killed, but then Matt saves me! What kind of fic is that! And then...
Director: Tai, we want viewers. Tell them about the good aspects of your part. Getting to be leader...
Tai: I don't care! Well, my part is bad, bad, bad. Anyway, I get hypnotized twice...
Izzy: Haha. I never got hypnotized. All you people but Walter, Julia, and I did. Haha!
Tai (to Sora): They're more of a couple then we are!
Izzy: *Turns beet red. *
Tai: Well, anyway, my part was bad. In the next section, I did nothing first, got threatened by an army general second, and got enslaved third!
Izzy: By me!
Tai: So, anyway, I hate my part. Next!

Sora:
Sora: I love my part. I get this big, mushy thing from Tai earlier. And, if nothing changes, the end will be wonderful. But anyway, I am disappointed with my part, or lack of one, in the Julia saga and the time saga.
Julia: They named the saga after me! I'm honored!!!!!!!
Sora: Be quiet. I love my part! I just wish I was the heroine once in a while. Joe's been a hero, and so have Walter and Izzy. I mean sure, I got Machinedramon, but who cares? I want to be a heroine!
Tai: Well, too bad. I'm the ultimate in heroes. I am the hero of all heroes! I'm heroer than normal heroes! I'm the heroist of all heroes!
Izzy (stage whisper): A hero to people in need of a mental hospital.
Kari: *Stares at Tai like he is wonderful, as Tai continues to rave*
Izzy: I rest my case.
Director: Next!

Yamato Ishida:
Tai: Why does he get his full name?
Well, Tai, I like him more.
Tai: We have a director and a narrator! Ahh! Too...Much...Censorship!
*Collapses.*
Tai? Tai?
Matt: I love my part! I save Tai, so he owes me, I try to save Tai, so he owes me, I, um, get killed by Jim. I don't like that. I'm going to sue.
Um, Matt, it already happened.
Director: Yeah. It did. Now move on!
Matt: Okay, nothing else happens to me. Hurrah! Tai gets cruelly attacked, I'm safe. Double hurrah! Wait, Sora attacks T.K.? Sora? You're dead.
Sora: May I quietly sidle off the set now while you look for me in vain?
Matt: Okay.
*Sora sidles off the set while Matt looks in vain for her. *

Koushirou Izumi (I think this is how you spell it), age 10, goes to...:
Matt: Why does he get a whole stat set?
Because I like him the most, Matt.
Matt: All for killing Izzy, show of hands!
*No one raises their hand. *
Izzy: I love my part! I die, I...
Matt: If you like it so much, I'll be happy to make you happy.
Izzy (totally ignoring Matt): I save you dips twice, I...
Kari: Can I fire you yet?
Izzy: (ignoring Kari too): I get to go on a date *smiles dreamily. * Oh, and I get infected with a computer virus bent on world domination.
Director: Next, please!

Mi:
Mimi: Why do I only get half of my name?
Because I hate ditzs.
Mimi: So?
You're a ditz.
Mimi: So?
Never mind.
Mimi: I hate being a vampire! They are so ugly! Of course, the Wizardmon are ugly too, but I wish that I could be a reporter with Joe.
Joe: Why? We'd just end up smooching instead of working.
Mimi: Your point being? Well, I hate my part more than Tai. Next!

Joe Schmoe:
Joe: That's not my name.

Joe Ho Ho (and a bottle of rum):
Joe: Try again.

Joe:
Joe: Much better.

Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe:
The keyboard was stuck.
Joe: I don't care. Delete it.
That's stuck too. I can't fix mistakes!
Joe: Well, anyway, my part's the best. I save the world from a computer virus, I save the world from Jim twice, I save Izzy from being out of a job saving people from Julia, and I commit suicide in the realm of the Insane!
Izzy: I could have done that.
Joe: But you didn't. I did, and that's all that counts!
Joe: With me, anyway. Hehe!
Next!

T.K. (Takeru) Ishida:
T.K.: I'm well liked! Yahoo! Woop-ee! Woo-hoo! Hurrah! Boodle-de-doo!
Matt: Boodle-de-doo?
T.K. Oh, Tai said some words, but I said them around school and got punished for getting the whole grade to say them. So I made up funny substitutes, and changed meanings! That one is for *swears badly. *
Matt: Tai, you are very, very dead.
T.K.: I love my part, and no more said. I'm a kid of few words.
Tai: With boodle-de-doo among them.
Director: Next!

General Hikari Kimiya of the Wizardmon:
Kari: I have a good part. Next!
Are you sure that that's all you want to say?
Kari: Of course I am! Don't ask questions or I'll *swears even worse than T.K.*
Tai: Where'd you learn those words?
Kari: When Matt came to the army, he said them when we were in trouble. They became a habit. Hey, where's Walter? Sick? Oh well. Next!
What's that have to-
Kari: NEXT!

Julia:
I enjoy my part. Now, could Izzy and I please go make out somewhere?
Okay, okay. Bye.

AN: Well, the characters gave their opinions. Any feedback on them? Any contest answers? Please? So far, the sole correct answer was from Chronoeevee133 Well, bye!