Digital Disaster 3

 

 

Last time, Matt became the leader and T.K. learned a new word!!! The *ditsy* girls were doing nothing!!!! Wahahahahahaha!~story start!

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Matt/Tai: Okay. That is a bad word, T.K..

T.K.: What?-b****???

Tai&Matt: *sighs*

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Sora/Mimi: I'm gonna find Joe and Izzy to kill Mimi.

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Joe/Izzy: *Achoo!* I think I'm allergic to doing nothing.

Cooldas: Suddenly Sora came by with a dagger.

Sora/Mimi: IZZY!!!!!!!!

Izzy/Joe: What's wrong Sora?

Joe/Mimi: Mimi.......*sighs*

Sora/Mimi: *teeth clenched together* I_AM_NOT_MIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe/Izzy: *whimpers* sorry.

Izzy/Joe: So...What's up?

Sora/Mimi: WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP?!!!! YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!!!

Izzy/Joe: yeah.

Sora/Mimi: oh, okay.*happily* Can you kill Mimi for me?

Izzy/Joe: ye- I mean HECK-NO!!

Joe/Izzy: I LOVE MIMI!!!!!!!!!!

Izzy/Joe: Besides, if you kill her right now, it'll be like killing your self.

Joe/Mimi: Did you guys get in a fight?

Sora/mimi: yeah. let the narrator/author put the picture into your brains.

Cooldas: *flashback* Sora and Mimi are sitting there doing nothing when suddely that psycho digimon comes to the scene.

Warpmon: I'm not psycho!!

Cooldas: whatever.

Mimi/Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!

Sora/Mimi: *camly* It's okay, Mimi.

Mimi/sora: *hopefully* cuz you'll protect me???

Mimi/Sora: No. Mimi I can not protect you because you are just a ditsy little girl who doesn't do anything but complain!!

Warpmon:I'll let you go only if one of you kiss me!

Mimi&Sora: NO WAY!!!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Warpmon: If you don't want me to kill you all!!!

Sora/Mimi: You go on and kiss her, Mimi. You're prettier anyways.

Mimi/Sora: Got that right, but.....if I kiss him, then you would be too.

Sora/Mimi: @#$%^&*!!!!!!! I'm not gonna kiss him!!

Mimi/Sora: You-I mean we don't have a choice!!!!! Sora/Mimi: ohhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Cooldas: *flashback ends* *THAT* is what happened, ya morons!!

Joe/Izzy: *blankly* so?

Sora/Mimi: ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!

******************************************************************Cooldas: Somehow, T.K. managed to escape from the *b****es*. hee hee

T.K.: IZZZZY!!!!!!!

Izzy/Joe: Oh, hi T.K.

T.K.: *happily* Guess what!! I learned a new word!!! Wanna hear it???

Izzy/Joe: um.....okay.

T.K.: *ahem* You are a b****!!!!

Izzy/Joe: That's cool.

Cooldas: You can hear Matt's voice in the backround.....

Matt/Tai: T.K.! I told you not you not to say the b-word!

Cooldas: T.K. runs again.

Izzy/Joe: Th-the b-b-word????

Matt/Tai: *laughs nervously* um.... chidren will be children, right? e-heh-heh.... *runs* T.K.!!!!!!!!

Izzy/Joe: T.K. said the b-word......

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Cooldas: Meanwhile............

Tai/Matt: *hums stupidly* I'll pick some berries!!! Maybe then everybody will think I'm smart!!

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Mimi/Sora: I'm bored. Hmmm, what's this? *picks up gun* Hey! I'll get my revenge on Sora..

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Sora/Mimi: So then I called her a sissy barbie girl........ OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mim/Sora: Syonara sucker, heeheehee

Joe/Izzy: What's wrong? Sora?

Cooldas: Suddenly, Matt comes to the scene.........

Matt/Tai: Hey, Sora have you seen T.K.???

Cooldas: Sora opens her eyes......

Sora/Mimi: Matt.......

Matt/Sora: yeah, Sora?

Sora/Matt: I never thought you were this cute!!!!!

Joe&Matt: HUH???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tai/Matt: Mmm......this one looks good......*picks up a rainbow colored berry*

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Sora/Mimi: Let's run away together, Yama-Sama and no one will envy our love!!!!!!!!

Matt/Tai: L-love? A-are you sure this is Sora-Joe?

Joe/Izzy: Yup. And in my calculations, YOU TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND, MISTER!!!!!!!!!

Mimi/Sora: MAAAAAATT!!!!! How could you??????

Matt/Tai: W-Waddya mean? What are you talking about???? Am I the only one sane here???????!!!!!!!

Cooldas: Actually, yes.

Tai/Matt: Hey you guys!!!!!*comes running to the scene* look what I found!!!!!!! *sees Sora hugging Matt* *drops basket*

Tai/Matt: Why you- first, you steal MY body, and THEN, you take MY place as leader and NOW-YOU STILL MANAGE TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND TOO??????!!!!!!!

Joe/Izzy: WHAT??????!!!!!! SHE LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL YOU WIMPS!!!!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SORA???????!!!!!!

Mimi/Sora: Who are you calling a wimp? HYAH!!!!!!!!!! *starts to beat up Joe with her unknown akido and karate ability*

Tai/Matt: *comes closer to Sora* Who do you like better-me or Matt?

Sora/Mimi: Go away, Tai. You're so stupid even Mimi's IQ is at least 80% higher than you!!!!

Tai/Matt: *whimpers and sits down by a tree*

Mimi/Sora; How dare you compare me to that retard? HYAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Cooldas: Matt blocked her kick and got hit instead.........

Matt/Tai: Ow....

Sora/Mimi: MATT!!!!!!! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT???!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT MIMI UP FOR YOU????????

Matt/Tai: Remind me not to make another block for an undefensive whiny girl like you!!!!!

Cooldas: Suddenly Mimi backed up and stepped on the basket Tai brought and she fell behind it and the rainbow berries flew up to Sora....

Sora/Mimi: You sure you don't want me to-*gulp* *choke* *sputter*

Matt/Tai: What's wrong, Sora?

Cooldas: Sora collapses and has the dizzy eyes...

Tai/Matt: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Matt/Tai: You didn't have to kill her even she was a stupid girl......

Sora/Mimi: *choke* *cough* I'm_not_--dea-d!!! *cough*

Joe/Izzy: Are you back to normal?

Sora/Mimi: Whadya mean? *slaps Matt across the face and turns to Tai* You almost killed me!!!!!!

Matt/Tai: Why are you hitting me for???!!!!!

Sora/Mimi: Remember? You're Tai now and I didn't want to hit you.

Matt/Tai: Well, it still hurts.

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