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Biyomon Evolutions

 

Nyokimon: The black onion. It has two leaves that seem to have sprouted from it’s head. Ugh. This is where Biyomon’s plant thing begins. It’s a baby digimon, and the only time it EVER shows up in the show, is for a flashback. Where all the other kid’s digimon’s baby forms are shown as well. Feel the cuteness.

 

Yokomon: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! These things are Satan’s (or Jun’s) spawn!! They purr. If that’s not a good enough reason, then the fact that it’s a PINK PLANT and it PURRS should be enough. It speaks in long words with this really high, shrill voice. (This one’s high, too.) Not to mention there’s an entire village (it’s a CULT!) of them. They are also self-mutilating. If you don’t believe me, read Easter’s fic. It will be featured on the fics page. It, too, blows bubbles.

 

Biyomon: B’otch. This digimon is INCREDIBLY A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you remember that fateful episode, long, long ago, where Sora was fishing and Biyomon decided she had to point it out? (“Sora’s fishing, Sora’s fishing!!”) As it danced around maniacally, chanting those awful words….It…it epitomizes all forms of annoyance. Therefore, she must die. The scariest thing about all of this is the fact that THIS pink chocobo is probably the best of Biyomon’s forms. Oh, you don’t believe me…? You haven’t seen what’s coming up next…And I pity you if you have. Anyway, it’s attack is Spiral Twister. Very useless.

 

Birdramon: I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. (But I’m going to scream) Birdramon is quite possibly the most butt-ugly digimon to ever exist. I mean, even the roachmon had their good points…It is my firm belief that birds should not have teeth. However, birdramon, and it’s next form, go on to DEFY this law of nature. Why…? We don’t know. Nor do we want to. We do, nonetheless, want this huge firebird dead. Very, very dead. This mistake of evolution must die. It’s champion level attack is Meteor Wing. And Sora rides on it’s foot WAY too often. I think she should give Birdramon a big hug. Toasty!

 

Garudamon: SORAAA! I CAN FEEL YOUR LOOOVE!! (SCREAM!!!) Viking Bird-Woman from Mars!!!! (At least we THINK it’s a woman…) (Stop thinking) Garudamon is VERY VERY ugly, and, as previously stated, has teeth. Ew. As you know, there is a law that states; “BIRDS SHOULD NOT HAVE TEETH.”!!!! And still yet, Garudamon goes on to DEFY this rule, exactly like it’s predecessor!! One thing about Garudamon that always stands out is the fact that it’s 40 stories tall. Which makes for very..interesting…zoom-out scenes where all you see is a huge hulking Viking bird that is Garudamon and many tiny specks that represent the kids. It’s attacks...um…Wing Blade and Eagle Claw…are…fire based…? But, overall, useless. And you can’t even ride on it’s back when it’s using them. (Who would want to ride on it’s back at all?!?!) (Sora) (…..Good point.)

 

(Phoenixmon): This digimon only exists in legend. For we never see Biyomon’s mega form. Thankfully, THIS one doesn’t have teeth. It’s kind of a shame that we never get to see it. Because it looks like it might be cool. However, we must consider that it has Biyomon DNA. Scary. The fact that it’s a phoenix makes it cool because, unless you’re mentally retarded, phoenixes are just cool. It’s attacks are Crimson Flame and Starlight Explosion. They SOUND really neat. We’ll just…keep hoping that Phoenixmon really IS cool.