Blonde joke anyone?
A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5000. The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank. Everything checks out,
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An
employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5000 and the
interest-which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us, is why would you bother to
borrow $5000?
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York, can I park my car for 2 weeks
for $15.00?
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