Without Me, It's Just Aweso

We both know that you are the life of the party -- but does the rest of the party know this? Do they know that last week you drank an entire bottle of Cuervo, walked over to the TV to start humping it, passed out in mid-stride, and crashed your head into the screen and had to go to the hospital after losing almost a pint of blood?

Missouri Loves Company

Damn this shirt looks fuckin' good. Doesn't it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan are football rivals and the New York Yankess are hated by, well, the other 49 states in the Union. But, overall, we get along pretty well as neighbors. And that's why I like this shirt- everybody wins.

Speaker City

We definitely don't need a description for this. If you get it, you'll buy it. If you don't, you won't.

Jersey Girls Aint Trash (trash gets picked up)

To any Jersey girls out there, no need reading that parenthetical aside... those are for losers from New York and Connecticut to worry about.

Beards: They Grow On You!

As a big fan of puns, I must admit that this is one of the best I've seen. But this shirt goes beyond a simple joke- it's a proven fact. Buy this shirt for a friend with or without a beard. Because laughter is universal!

Big Mistake

After graduating college, my best friend James decided to marry Samantha, his high school sweetheart and girlfriend of six years. I really don't know where this story goes after that because I literally haven't heard from him since.

What Wouldn't Jesus Do?

The New Testament encourages answering questions with other questions as a means of facilitating conversations. So what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn't do?

Sex: Do It For The Kids

Listen up, America. There needs to be a lot more doin' it. A lot more love making. A lot more of the old no-pants-dance. Sure it's really easy to get pregnant, but it's also really easy to not get pregnant. So wear those condoms, swallow those birth control pills, and keep on porkin'. For the kids.

Racquetball

Because Squash is for losers.

Prose Before Hos

And here's another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you've been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you're smart and clever while making sure she knows you've got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you.

More Cowbell

Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell.

New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico

Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. Now it's time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt...

Mexican Basketball Association: Juan on Juan

Does Mexico have an official basketball league? And if they did, would the players wear sombreros as they dribbled down the court? My guess as to the answer of those questions would have to be "Huh?"

South Korea's Got Seoul

I'll be the first to admit there were some pretty awful shirt ideas tossed out the night we thought of this gem. I mean, terrible stuff. Like "North Dakota likes it on top," "Gettin' Lucky in Montana" or other stuff that wouldn't even make it on a koozie sold in a truck stop gift shop.

Hungry Hungry Hippo

When we were tossing around how this obviously brilliant shirt idea would manifest itself on a piece of fabric, Jake suggested that the hippo should be leaning over a toilet vomiting white marble balls. I\'m glad we didn\'t go with that.

Boring (NASCAR)

Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go around in a circle for over two hours straight.

I Gave My Word To Stop At Third

I didn't see a vagina up-close until I was 18. Today, at 22, I've seen at least seven of them. My name is Jakob Lodwick, and I sell T-shirts.

I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski

Some people are saved by a near-death experience; others by their personal lord and savior, for example, Jesus Christ. The rest of us, of course, are Saved by the Bell.

Kenya Dig It?

Busted Tees has teamed up with The Republic of Kenya's National Tourism Coalition to bring you this exciting, wearable pro-Kenya message. Also -- did you know Kenya is roughly twice as big as Nevada!? Holy shit!

GILF

Get with the program, America. MILFs are so over. They were left behind in the 90's with the original American Pie movie, dial-up Internet, and Family Matters. The new millennium brings with it women of age, wisdom, and sexual experience. Everyone raise an ice cold frosty brew to those silver foxes with silver boxes.

Florida: Stay a While

Perfect for your trip to Boca.

Me So Horny

Although I don't normally condone the exploitation of racial stereotypes for comedic gain, I found this particular joke too hilarious to pass up. In addition to the stark novelty of an animal telling you that he or she is sexually aroused, the fact that most species of rhinoceros are, in fact, Asian makes this joke truly irresistible.

Your Retarded

I guess this shirt is a booby trap for wannabe grammar police. "Hey", they'll whine, "did you know that your shirt uses the possessive 'your' when it should use the contraction 'you're'?" At which point you'll shake your head, mutter the words on your shirt, and walk away.

9/11 Was An Inside Job

9/11 Truth

Amsterdam: Sex, Drugs, & Canals

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