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Top Ten Reasons Why I am Nuts About Mulan
- Mulan is spunky, lively, courageous, loving, unselfish, humorous, clever and unique. In other words? The perfect Disney heroine.
- The movie has an interesting, well developed plot. No matter how many times I see it, it's as if it's my first time.
- The movie has everything: side-splitting humor, heat-wrenching emotion, edge of the seat excitement, impressive computer animation (the Huns charge: three thumbs up!), a graceful and colorful cast (take a note of this: Mushu!!!!), and topped of with a touch of mystery.(Just a *tiny* smidge)
- Finally! Disney has decided to bring to life an Asian masterpiece. Specifically, Chinese. *Sob* My country's little baby is all grown up and...entertainin' people! Needless to say, I'm Chinese.
- Mushu is, THE funniest Disney sidekick I've EVER seen. Just imagine what the movie would be like without him?! Mushu is DA BOMB!
- This Prince Charming has personality. (FINALLY!)
- This movie is a great source for fanfics, which I enjoy reading and writing.
- Great soundtrack. Period.
- Did I mention funny? Oh yes, definately funny.
- Sooooo. The bottom line? Mulan kicks (Hun) butt! (Literally)
Top Ten Ways To Tell If You're Obsessed
- You cut your beautifully long silky locks that took forever to grow just because you want to look like Mulan. (And you borrowed a museum's sword to do it with.)
- Everything in your backpack has something to do with Mulan (stickers, sketches of Mulan, etc.), including a note from your principle saying you should see an anti-Mulan phsychiatrist.
- You shamelessly buy HappyMeal after HappyMeal just so you can cut out the cool cardborad lanterns to adorn your room.
- You painstakingly learned how to use chopsticks.
- You sent a threat letter to the Nestle Quik Plush Mushu Contest guys telling them that if you don't win, you're going to torture them by singing A Girl Worth Fighting For repeatedly to them.
- You give your friends (to their dismay) a full-length, detailed, three hour report on your findings after anylizing the movie Mulan.
- All your stories for school's "Writing Wrokshop" are Mulan fanfictions. (And they all got A's)
- The theme of your birthday is Mulan, as is the theme of your mom's party, your friend's party, and your goldfishes' twelve parties (one each). Somehow, you managed to pursuade all of your Mulan overdosed friends to attend.
- If Mulan was food, you'd be already making Garfield Cat jealous.
- You fervently wish to be an animator, although you hate drawing, just so you can be proud of the fact that you are associated, no matter how faintly, with the Disney geniuses that created Mulan!
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