BEHIND THE CAPTAIN
Chapter One

The wind whipped around violently in the outside darkness. A tall but slightly petite woman peered out of her townhouse window and sighed, something Anji did a lot of. She was a very tired woman, lonely at most points. Living alone could do that to a person. She wasn’t very easy on the eyes, either. Brown, untamed hair which must have been short at some point in time topped off her appearance, which included mud-colored eyes with deep, round circles underneath. Anji worked very hard…often late into the night.

Tonight, Anji had tried to groom herself up to human standards. Her hair was still untamed, but it had been shampooed, and mostly hidden under a hat. The brim of the hat even covered her not-so-pretty eyes. She was going out to meet someone. Not a special someone or anything like that. That would be unimaginable for Anji! She was actually going out to interview someone. She was a journalist, a fairly decent one, in fact. She always got the best inside scoops. That was probably because Anji’s favorite part of the job was interviewing, so she did a lot of it.

She sighed once more, pulled an umbrella from the closet next to her, and solemnly walked out the door.

*****

It was almost quarter to seven by the time Anji reached her destination. She had arrived at the Smith residence, where a man named Captain E.J. Smith resided. She knocked on the door, and an older man opened it almost instantly.

"Are you that reporter who’s going to interview me?" asked the man grumpily.

"Yes, if you’re Captain Smith," said Anji, acting more cheerful than she really felt inside.

Captain Smith had no expression. He might have even been frowning. "Come in," he said as Anji shuffled inside nervously. Smith directed them towards what was apparently his parlor.

"All right, sir," said Anji to a grumpy Captain Smith. "This is how it works. I take this notebook and write a few things for future reference when I start my article. Then I’ll start asking you questions. I need you to speak clearly so I can understand you. Shall we start?"

The captain just stared at her blankly.

"Captain?"

He blinked into focus. "Yeah, sure."

"All right. Let’s begin." Anji opened the notebook. Today is February 1, 1912. I’m here with Captain Smith of the Titanic. "Sir, could you tell me about your upcoming voyage?" Anji held her pen over the notebook. Smith grunted.

"It’s just a regular voyage, nothing special about it."

Anji really didn’t like that answer. "I see. How many people will be on board?"

"Two thousand, two hundred one."

Anji had been hoping the captain would make a remark about that number, but alas, he did not. "Is that an unusual amount?"

"No," Captain Smith said meekly.

Anji closed the notebook. "Look, Captain Smith. I’ve got an important article to write. Front page, sir. Don’t you have anything interesting to say?"

To Anji’s surprise, the captain seemed slightly offended. "No, not really. Aren’t you the one who’s supposed to have note cards or fancy questions that get interesting answers no matter who it is that answers them?"

Anji said nothing, just glared at a smirking Smith as she opened the notebook again.

"Are you excited to see old friends and/or meet new people on the trip?" Anji knew it was a lame question, but she desperately needed Smith to talk. Surprisingly, he did.

"Well, I’ll see Thomas Andrews."

This was something. Not much. In fact, not anything resembling what a journalist should be interested in. But it was somewhat amazing that the captain had made a remark like that. It was the first one Anji had heard him say.

"Do you enjoy being in charge of that many people?" she asked.

"Yes, actually." The captain smiled. "It’s quite fun. I feel a nice power over everyone on board."

Anji smiled back. "That must be a nice feeling."

"Yes, it is."

Anji took a moment to stop and think. Maybe she could write about how much Captain Smith enjoyed his job…no! What was she thinking? That would make a terrible article! There must be something here worth writing about.

"So, is the Titanic safe for this large number of people?"

"Yes! Of course!" said the captain. "In order for a tragedy to occur, the Titanic would have to capsize, or sink. That would only happen if the ship crashed into something enormous, like another ship, or an iceberg. And that’s virtually impossible! We always know where the other ships are, and we’re notified if an area is particularly icy. So, yes, the Titanic is the safest ship anyone can imagine."

Anji thought for a minute. "Yes, of course," she said, "but what if it did sink? Could there be a safe evacuation?"

Captain Smith grunted. "Ma’am, there’s no way the Titanic will sink! Let’s not use such crazy talk about my beloved ship!"

"Of course, sir! I know the Titanic is safe, but what if some useless wireless operator didn’t inform you or the rest of the crew if there was a chance of a collision?" Anji asked nervously. Maybe she could write about his extreme belief that the Titanic was immortal.

"Then…the ship would sink, and over a thousand people would go straight to Davy Jones’ locker!"

Anji gasped. "That’s horrible! What about lifeboats? There’s no reason for all those people to perish!" This was actually getting somewhere. So close…what could Anji write about? What did the public need to know?

Captain Smith froze. He looked up at Anji and said, "Because of all the dining tables and games…we only have enough lifeboats for one thousand, one hundred seventy-eight people…"

Ah ha.

Chapter Two
Stories