Written
by Geri
Based on some situations originated by James Cameron.
"Is pink my color?" Cal asked,
modeling a furry pink dress for Jack.
"Can't we all just be friends?"
Lovejoy hugged Jack and Cal.
"Ruth, baby!" Lovejoy shrieked.
"Lovekins!" cried Ruth.
"Now you know why I'm so
psychotic," Cal said, looking at Jack.
Cal began to walk toward Rose. Suddenly, he
hit the ground with a splat. "Dammit, Lovey! I said not to wax the
floors!"
"Please tell me Lovey is not who I think
it is," Rose said, terrified.
Jack and Cal linked arms and skipped up and
down the hall, singing Linkin Park's Crawling.
Jack woke up in a strangely soft bed.
"Hello, dear," he heard someone
say.
Turning around, he saw Cal!
"Ah!" He screamed in terror as he
began to run.
The End.