The Largest Moving Object

Captain Smith has there ever been
A finer morning to sail!
Never quite like this, Mr. Ismay!
Never quite like this, Sir!
Mr. Andrews, has the line ever had
A faster ship for the mail?
Not as fast as this, Mr. Ismay!
Never quite like this one, Sir!

The pride of mankind...
Dominion over the sea!
The Dream
The Dream of progress!
It brings great honor to me!
To be the master...
And the builder!
And the owner!
Of the largest moving object in the world!